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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 May 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5225
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About peacheso : I believe I'm the only Ghanaian/ West African on FML. I think I deserve an award for that.

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peacheso's favorite FMLs

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26182) - you deserved it (7618)

On 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm - misc - by Swabidizop - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30034) - you deserved it (3756)

On 04/17/2015 at 4:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35748) - you deserved it (3559)

On 04/14/2015 at 2:15pm - work - by Anyonexx0 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML


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On 04/10/2015 at 6:17pm - misc - by dickhead (woman) - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML


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On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML


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On 03/25/2015 at 3:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML


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On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML


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On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my sister and I went to visit my grandma. She looked at my sister and said, "You are just so skinny! You need to eat more cookies!" She then turned to me and said, "You should lay off the cookies!" FML

Today, I noticed that my son was less excited about losing a tooth than normal. I asked him what was wrong, he said, "Tyler told me that the tooth fairy died yesterday in a car accident." To which Tyler replied, "You're welcome." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31027) - you deserved it (2747)

On 03/03/2015 at 8:14am - kids - by Mommycakes (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two years ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. FML


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On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad; he's been dead for 5 years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34827) - you deserved it (2686)

On 02/10/2015 at 11:34pm - animals - by jackskellington - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30362) - you deserved it (3757)

On 02/07/2015 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wirral)

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook of me at a club with some friends. The first comment it got was "Just got a stiffy. 10/10." Thanks for that, dad. FML


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On 02/07/2015 at 7:52am - misc - by gali-ma (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I experienced the horror of walking in on my best friend fondling his tits. Yes, "his". FML


I agree, your life sucks (28804) - you deserved it (3070)

On 02/06/2015 at 6:00pm - misc - by barf (woman) - Ireland

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