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peacheso
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4603
  • Number of comments : 136
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About peacheso : I believe I'm the only Ghanaian/ West African on FML. I think I deserve an award for that.

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Visits<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 4:26am<b>Candied_person</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:29am<b>euphoricness</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:56pm<b>Mezzacarina</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 6:17pm<b>RandEm2497</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 3:40am<b>ford_chick_22</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 2:01am<b>Gargoyl</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 11:28pm<b>baker_karlie</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 4:14pm<b>Woody02284</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 1:23pm<b>khorstmye</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 8:56am<b>constipation</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 8:49am<b>ShirtlessWonder</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 7:39am<b>ricardof</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 9:02pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 8:50pm<b>amine91</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 6:08pm<b>carllyo</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 12:06am<b>Ilmoran</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 6:35am<b>llamingo</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 9:24am

Fucked!<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 2:08pm<b>Dick_diamond</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 11:54am<b>cornyrob</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 5:15am<b>apineapple</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 2:35pm<b>Liamj774</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:57pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:27am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 12:40am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 5:21am<b>karcummings</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 7:02pm<b>RooPeanutButter</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:59pm<b>feven</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:33pm<b>cakefete2</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 8:18am<b>bruh21</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 1:46am<b>LedZeppo</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 10:03pm<b>drew60</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 5:42am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 10:48pm<b>99treee</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 5:58am<b>Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 5:32am

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peacheso's favorite FMLs

Today, my son was planning on going clubbing. I disapproved, but no matter what I say he never listens, so I simply offered him some condoms so he doesn't end up knocking anyone up. He just said, "Nah, dad. Get 'em drunk enough and it's anal all the way." FML

#21443327
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27993) - you deserved it (4462)

On 07/18/2015 at 1:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was trying to sleep in the car, and when I went to rest my face on my fist, our car hit a bump and I ended up punching myself in the face. FML

#21429093
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22132) - you deserved it (3527)

On 06/20/2015 at 3:03pm - misc - by Bengemon825 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

#21427606
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30133) - you deserved it (8560)

On 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm - kids - by RecentCollegeGrad (woman) -

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

#21425403
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38171) - you deserved it (4192)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML

#21424643
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28075) - you deserved it (3787)

On 06/11/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by Badhairday - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

#21419579
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26544) - you deserved it (1571)

On 06/02/2015 at 4:59am - work - by IrNatalie - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had the most rancid fart. My dog woke up from his nap and bit me as punishment. FML

#21412078
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25104) - you deserved it (7104)

On 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm - misc - by Swabidizop - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

#21395300
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28759) - you deserved it (3418)

On 04/17/2015 at 4:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML

#21393558
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34294) - you deserved it (3239)

On 04/14/2015 at 2:15pm - work - by Anyonexx0 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML

#21391420
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26837) - you deserved it (2870)

On 04/10/2015 at 6:17pm - misc - by dickhead (woman) - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28116) - you deserved it (2321)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I caught my dad sneaking a drink of whiskey outside, shortly before my wedding. I asked if he was seriously getting drunk at a time like this. He looked at me and scoffed, "It's the only way I'm gonna get through this stupid shit." FML

#21381329
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31501) - you deserved it (4086)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32675) - you deserved it (3050)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

#21369589
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35447) - you deserved it (2287)

On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my sister and I went to visit my grandma. She looked at my sister and said, "You are just so skinny! You need to eat more cookies!" She then turned to me and said, "You should lay off the cookies!" FML



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