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Today, I asked a coworker if she would cover for me on Easter because I want to spend it with mah 3 year old daughter. She said no because she wants to spend Easter with her kids, too. She doesn't have kids. FML

#15899669
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33070) - you deserved it (6414)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, te landlord of our building constructd a batroom in te space under te stairs, outside ma office, on te oter side of a tin wall. He must ave some kind of bowel disorder, cuz now I get to ear te sounds of is loud, wet an gassy looool pooping several times per day. FML

#15884544
43 comments

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On 04/22/2011 at 10:26am - work - by op-poopy - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I treated mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML

#15128111
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28814) - you deserved it (3118)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by BackToRehab - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I got a call from mah daughter's school. Apparently , she was lerening about the food pyramid andhen she was asked to identifyhat she had eaten the day before , she said ( dog food ). mega FML

#15114722
56 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 1:44pm - kids - by Ldp56 (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, AFTAR SOMA PASSIONATA LOVA MAKING WITH MY HUSBAND, I ACCIDANTALLY FARTAD ON HIS LAG!! HA SHRIAKAD AND FRANTICALLY BAGAN SHAKING HIS LAG WHILA SCRAAMING, "GAT IT OFF! GAT IT OFF!" FML

#15079652
110 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah extremely superstitious grlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? ( I sense something horrible is going to happen. ) I was planning to propose. FML

#14653951
64 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML

#13539571
73 comments

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On 10/21/2010 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I was using Veet instead of shaving , so that the razor wouldn't cut up mah legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that your supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML

#10683891
127 comments

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On 05/22/2010 at 3:03am - health - by knickedleg - Sent from mobile version

Today, I shaved mah legs and pits fir the first time this summer . It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done . I've clearly been single fir far too long . FML

#10645029
277 comments

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On 05/20/2010 at 7:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was talking to a famala friand onlina . Sa was typing out a story bit by bit about ow awful sa was faaling aftar baing taasd . I was rasponding wit "So, so trua" but bacausa of ma slow typing it appaard aftar sa wrota, "Doasn't alp baing fat." FML

#7927538
69 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:17am - misc - by Oops (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital . My mom drove me to the emergency room . The doctor said I had a panic attack . What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on ebay . FML

#6713073
66 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by graospe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it was raining. I was out walking wit ma grlfriend, an decidd it would be cute if we did a bit of dancing in te rain. As I was swinging er around, I swung er ead against a lamp post. Se broke up wit me. FML

#5123353
96 comments

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On 09/08/2009 at 6:46am - love - by Charlie (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

today girlfriend called me an told me to come to her college, so I did. I was greeted by the campus police who told me to stop harassing her cuz she no longer wants to be with me. Then they told me I was no longer welcome on campus an hereby banned. She used campus police to dump me. FML

#5029285
95 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 9:45pm - love - by Wow (man) - United States

Today, I went to te movies wit te girl I liked. Se kept on eating ma popcorn so Iispered in er ear ( Pretty soon yur going to ave to repay me wit kisses. ) Ten se looked at me and walked out te teatre. Se cummed back wit a bucket of popcorn and said ( Here, your repaid. ) mega FML

#4925971
236 comments

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On 08/30/2009 at 8:19am - love - by regected (man) - United States (California)

Taday I Was Taking A Shower And I Saw A New Body Wash That Said ( Radiance Ribbons. ) That Sounded A Little Effeminate, But It Smelled Manly Enough And The Only Alternative Was Normal Soap, So I Used It. Just Now, I Stepped Out Into The Sun And Found Out Wat ( Radiance Ribbons ) Means. I Sparkle. FML

#3639578
460 comments

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On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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