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Today, I witnessd my roommate telling a grl that he has "really healthy shits". I wantd to make fun of him, but he got laid by said grl and I went home to jerk off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45154) - you deserved it (7426)

On 04/09/2014 at 5:12pm - intimacy - by damn (man) - United States (Ohio)

YESTERDAY, I AD MA FRST WET DREAM. I WOKE UP SWEATING AN SOAKING WET. TOO BAD I DREAMED ABOUT AVING INTENSE SEX WIT A CARDBOARD BOX. FML

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On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I Trid To Be Cute By Sitting On Top Of Boyfriend's Belly . While Getting On Top, I Accidentally Kned Him In His Nuts . In Pain, He Joltd His Head Up And Endd Up Banging His Head Against Mine . Now I Have A Black Eye And He Can't Walk Without Waddling . FML

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On 12/30/2012 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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