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  • Town/Country : Abilene, TX, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 950
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About pawpaw : Hey, I'm Paw Paw and that's all you need to know. I live in Texas and I hate this state. I fuel my hatred with atrocious amounts of alcohol.

Remember kids, it's a two way street and the shit talking goes both ways. If you get butt hurt or offended cry me a river. Have a wonderful day, yours truly

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Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22933) - you deserved it (15222)

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