About pattycakeys12 : Not entirely sure how you got here since I don't comment and I don't stalk,very often;), but gimme a fuck and ill fuck ya back
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Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML
by doomed / 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 6:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by fucked / 02/06/2015 at 3:06am / Singapore / Work
by Milked Richard / 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by m33p / 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by DreamsDontComeTrue / 02/05/2015 at 1:15am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
Today, I had a one night stand. After holding in my farts all night as is done, I decided enough was enough and to calmly let one slip out. One did not calmly slip out instead I shit myself in her bed. I was naked at the time so was unable to hide it. FML
by Anonymous / 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, my dad and I were having a conversation about boneless chicken. He told me that they are raised boneless, going into detail, and I bought every word of it. Not until he started laughing did I realize how gullible I really am. I'm 22. FML
by katrina2d / 01/27/2015 at 12:43am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
by mybfthecrossdresser / 01/20/2015 at 10:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by Purple / 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by yus / 10/21/2014 at 3:46pm / United States (California) / Health
by John / 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by oncehipjr / 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health
- Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling… Today, I can't seem to get a job after going for more than 20 interviews over the last two months.… Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to…