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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About pattrickster : Like this site, joined a while ago. Good stuff. Name's Patrick, and I'm attending high school.

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Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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