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patrickkfuckk
  • Town/Country : dublin, usa
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 December 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20160) - you deserved it (51277)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (105363) - you deserved it (4664)

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