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paskievitchjack

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 April 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 994
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>silmisstar</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 8:38pm<b>Itineranthuman</b> - the 05/11/2016 at 6:43am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/08/2016 at 11:12pm<b>Nezumi04</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 2:32pm<b>memily63</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 1:34am<b>Potato_Lord</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 5:19pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 7:19pm<b>seninaa</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 1:50pm<b>doge_ram</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 7:27pm<b>liquifiednate</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 11:46am<b>Pinkuiwa</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 4:01am<b>mnurfles</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 10:22pm<b>derangedplanet</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 10:51am<b>kwerner7116</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 9:31pm<b>SiriusOrionBlack</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 11:34am<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 8:50pm<b>nightjay</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 5:17pm<b>MidnaLink</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 11:11am

Fucked!<b>silmisstar</b> - the 05/12/2016 at 2:38am<b>Nezumi04</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 8:32pm<b>Potato_Lord</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 11:19pm<b>mnurfles</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 4:22am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:49am<b>mrmcleod</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 8:35pm

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paskievitchjack's favorite FMLs

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

by tryingtostealmyheart / 12/19/2015 at 2:12am / Transportation

Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML

by Jess / 10/27/2015 at 4:16pm / Health

Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2015 at 8:57pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, my mom and dad went to court to negotiate child support for me and my brothers. During the meeting, my dad was asked, "Sir, are you saying that the only reason you want your sons to live with you full time is so you don't have to pay child support?" To which he responded, "Yes." FML

by vanillapudding6 / 10/13/2015 at 9:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, after weeks of searching, I finally found the wedding dress of my dreams. Too bad it was in the form of a download for The Sims. FML

by Anna / 09/29/2015 at 10:58am / Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried taking a shortcut through a nature trail, hoping to save myself some time getting back to my car. I ended up getting lost for nearly 3 hours and getting to work nearly 2 hours late. FML

by Me / 09/27/2015 at 5:53am / Australia / Work

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got a hold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible". He was referring to me. FML

by anonymous / 09/04/2015 at 12:40am / United States (California) / Love

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

by Anonymous / 08/30/2015 at 11:44am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, at my sister's wedding, I got my 15 month old son to 'sign' the big guest book. I gave him a pen and was hoping for a cute little squiggle or something. But no, he managed to draw something that looked uncannily like a big swastika. FML

by Anonymous / 08/23/2015 at 12:46pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my brother let me fly his two day old, expensive drone. Within a minute I had crashed it into a potato field. Four hours of searching and we still haven't found it. FML

by oh great / 08/09/2015 at 11:23am / United Kingdom (Doncaster) / Money

Today, I was telling 3 classmates on Whatsapp about my depression. One of them told me to "nut up n grow a pear." 2 hours after we mocked him for being an illiterate jackass, one of us has had our car tires knifed and another's house has been egged. I'm terrified of what will happen to me. FML

by Anonymous / 07/24/2015 at 1:59pm / Northern Mariana Islands / Health

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

by Anonymous / 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

by anon / 02/03/2015 at 2:50am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:57am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

by ItGirl / 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm / Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan) / Miscellaneous