Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

paskievitchjack

Offline (the 02/04/2016 at 1:20am) | Search for a member

paskievitchjack

5Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 765
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

paskievitchjack's page activity

Visits<b>Nezumi04</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 2:32pm<b>memily63</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 1:34am<b>Potato_Lord</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 5:19pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 7:19pm<b>seninaa</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 1:50pm<b>doge_ram</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 7:27pm<b>liquifiednate</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 11:46am<b>Pinkuiwa</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 4:01am<b>mnurfles</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 10:22pm<b>derangedplanet</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 10:51am<b>kwerner7116</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 9:31pm<b>SiriusOrionBlack</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 11:34am<b>TheLostCauseFML</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 8:50pm<b>nightjay</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 5:17pm<b>MidnaLink</b> - the 09/04/2015 at 11:11am<b>tldrDL</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 4:56pm<b>Kulispel</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 11:55pm<b>Hop6e</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 1:05pm

Fucked!<b>Nezumi04</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 8:32pm<b>Potato_Lord</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 11:19pm<b>mnurfles</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 4:22am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 5:49am<b>mrmcleod</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 8:35pm

paskievitchjack's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

See all of paskievitchjack's badges

paskievitchjack's favorite FMLs

Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

#21505390
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22589) - you deserved it (1484)

On 12/19/2015 at 2:12am - misc - by tryingtostealmyheart -

Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML

#21485084
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22327) - you deserved it (4126)

On 10/27/2015 at 4:16pm - health - by Jess -

Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML

#21480543
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26757) - you deserved it (2098)

On 10/15/2015 at 8:57pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my mom and dad went to court to negotiate child support for me and my brothers. During the meeting, my dad was asked, "Sir, are you saying that the only reason you want your sons to live with you full time is so you don't have to pay child support?" To which he responded, "Yes." FML

#21479731
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25480) - you deserved it (1446)

On 10/13/2015 at 9:21pm - misc - by vanillapudding6 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after weeks of searching, I finally found the wedding dress of my dreams. Too bad it was in the form of a download for The Sims. FML

#21474127
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21775) - you deserved it (3472)

On 09/29/2015 at 10:58am - misc - by Anna (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)

Today, I tried taking a shortcut through a nature trail, hoping to save myself some time getting back to my car. I ended up getting lost for nearly 3 hours and getting to work nearly 2 hours late. FML

#21473204
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18997) - you deserved it (11664)

On 09/27/2015 at 5:53am - work - by Me (man) - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got a hold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible". He was referring to me. FML

#21464364
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27841) - you deserved it (2109)

On 09/04/2015 at 12:40am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

#21462545
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30637) - you deserved it (2375)

On 08/30/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at my sister's wedding, I got my 15 month old son to 'sign' the big guest book. I gave him a pen and was hoping for a cute little squiggle or something. But no, he managed to draw something that looked uncannily like a big swastika. FML

#21459659
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14534) - you deserved it (12946)

On 08/23/2015 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my brother let me fly his two day old, expensive drone. Within a minute I had crashed it into a potato field. Four hours of searching and we still haven't found it. FML

#21453828
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21128) - you deserved it (10695)

On 08/09/2015 at 11:23am - money - by oh great - United Kingdom (Doncaster)

Today, I was telling 3 classmates on Whatsapp about my depression. One of them told me to "nut up n grow a pear." 2 hours after we mocked him for being an illiterate jackass, one of us has had our car tires knifed and another's house has been egged. I'm terrified of what will happen to me. FML

#21446551
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23156) - you deserved it (5028)

On 07/24/2015 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Northern Mariana Islands

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

#21358057
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44205) - you deserved it (3908)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

#21348837
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17212) - you deserved it (31409)

On 02/03/2015 at 2:50am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

#21346655
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26360) - you deserved it (2981)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:57am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

#21295011
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37891) - you deserved it (3234)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm - misc - by ItGirl - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: