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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 February 2000 (15 years)
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  • Number of visits : 185
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About parkysparky2000 : Learn life, live life, love life :)

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Today, I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38571) - you deserved it (3383)

On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML



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