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About parism143 : My name is Paris :) I'm born in Iran, but I've lived in Montréal for the past 13 years. I'm trilingual, I speak Farsi, English (if you couldn't tell) and French, learned in that order, so don't bitch at me if I make a syntax error, English isn't my first language and French is the language I use the most on a daily basis. I'm queer. I like music ranging from k-pop to metal to jazz. My favourite band of all time is Beirut. Zach Condon is my life :) I'm agnostic. I like to burn holes through my old shirts with cigarettes. Welp, that's pretty much it, but feel free to shoot me a message! :)
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Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML
Today, my mother was reading an annual Christmas letter from an old university friend. When she remarked that she could have married him instead of my father, I replied that she wouldn't have had me then. She then said, "Exactly, I could have had his daughter instead." FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML
Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML
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