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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4284
  • Number of comments : 162
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About parism143 : My name is Paris :) I'm born in Iran, but I've lived in Montréal for the past 13 years. I'm trilingual, I speak Farsi, English (if you couldn't tell) and French, learned in that order, so don't bitch at me if I make a syntax error, English isn't my first language and French is the language I use the most on a daily basis. I'm queer. I like music ranging from k-pop to metal to jazz. My favourite band of all time is Beirut. Zach Condon is my life :) I'm agnostic. I like to burn holes through my old shirts with cigarettes. Welp, that's pretty much it, but feel free to shoot me a message! :)

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Today, I was verbally abused by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in my country can speak "proper English". We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML

#21009563
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39435) - you deserved it (4020)

On 12/29/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by Kayak (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that we need to talk. I think he dumped me, but I'm not sure, because he muttered it in Russian and quickly left. FML

#21009542
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41248) - you deserved it (3331)

On 12/29/2013 at 5:58pm - love - by RustyRuski (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my 19-year-old brother subjected me to yet another rant about how the writers of My Little Pony aren't writing the show for people like him any more, the "true fans", otherwise known as pimply-faced adults who don't use deodorant and only shower once a week. FML

#21007374
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36340) - you deserved it (4114)

On 12/27/2013 at 3:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML

#21006941
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55952) - you deserved it (3577)

On 12/27/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by anon - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I realized there is nothing quite like having your mother be too hungover to open presents on Christmas morning. FML

Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML

#21003775
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45745) - you deserved it (5200)

On 12/24/2013 at 3:30pm - love - by Wtfbro (woman) - United States

Today, my husband and I were fighting over money. As we were arguing, our 13 year old daughter stole $250 dollars from my purse. FML

#21002634
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42803) - you deserved it (13578)

On 12/23/2013 at 4:10pm - money - by rainastartree - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother was reading an annual Christmas letter from an old university friend. When she remarked that she could have married him instead of my father, I replied that she wouldn't have had me then. She then said, "Exactly, I could have had his daughter instead." FML

#21002184
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44530) - you deserved it (3724)

On 12/23/2013 at 5:44am - kids - by rejected (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

#21000942
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39579) - you deserved it (7650)

On 12/22/2013 at 1:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learned, 90 horrifying minutes into a college exam, that my 85-year-old calculus teacher had spent the last three weeks teaching us the wrong chapter. FML

#20997770
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45597) - you deserved it (2768)

On 12/19/2013 at 4:09am - work - by wasted time - United States

Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML

#20997138
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45006) - you deserved it (3483)

On 12/18/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by romance sucks. (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML

#20994837
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38658) - you deserved it (3839)

On 12/16/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by nightmarestonite - Canada

Today, I got the DVD back from a dance concert I did. After watching it, I realised that I had a camel toe through the whole thing. Three and a half hours. FML

#20992052
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41070) - you deserved it (6615)

On 12/14/2013 at 7:00am - misc - by Aggie_De (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I would like to thank the program designer that put "Set as home page" directly under "Remove from history". FML

#20991949
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37997) - you deserved it (10109)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:38am - misc - by The_Rest_of_the_Story (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

#20991205
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40771) - you deserved it (2799)

On 12/13/2013 at 12:09pm - misc - by religiunatic (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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