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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 October 1987 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4881
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About paramor3 : If her destiny be strange, it is also sublime.

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Visits<b>thejokingguy13</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 9:19pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 1:08am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 1:23pm<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 4:27am<b>freepa1i</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 7:07pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 4:07pm<b>nygiantsfan85</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 10:23pm<b>Wolf6661</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 12:03am<b>rakk101</b> - the 03/03/2016 at 2:21pm<b>lukian</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:58am<b>ADDiva</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 2:02am<b>wes870</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 8:33pm<b>killer0689</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 5:16am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 4:13pm<b>ThePaperDragon</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 2:47pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 7:00am<b>PikachuTaylor</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 1:42pm<b>uchihastephy88</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 12:28am

Fucked!<b>Tripartita</b> - the 05/31/2016 at 7:23pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 7:43pm<b>lukian</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:20pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 6:11am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 7:46am<b>bridges13</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 1:49pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 9:59pm<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 4:31am<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 2:41am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 8:45pm<b>scoobs231</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 9:29pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 1:02am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 1:30am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 8:40pm<b>rakk101</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 4:59pm<b>pawelthink</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 9:46am<b>lior778</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 7:28am<b>barneystinson45</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 4:46pm

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paramor3's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard a coworker talking about going to what sounded like a dentist's appointment. As she left later, I jokingly said "Remember to open wide!" Turned out her appointment was with her OB/GYN, not a dentist. FML

by Anonymous / 04/12/2016 at 11:44am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work

Today, after a DNA test and getting his sperm count checked, my husband still doesn't believe our son is his. He was kicked in the nuts several times as a child, something he believes has rendered him infertile. FML

by ifunnybatman / 03/22/2016 at 12:03am / United States (Georgia) / Kids

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Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML

by Anonymous / 03/02/2016 at 12:06am / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I walked into a room to help a patient get ready for bed. Except she already was in bed, with two other male patients. I work in a retirement home. FML

by Anonymous / 01/26/2016 at 5:22pm / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Work

Today, while on the road, my dad called twice before I pulled over and answered the phone. He first got mad at me for not answering, and then again later for "paying attention to my phone" while driving. FML

by Anonymous / 12/28/2015 at 10:03am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML

by _schaden_freude / 12/27/2015 at 12:31pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Love

Today, my brother's recent creepy behavior suddenly made sense when I found "How to seduce your sister?" in his browser search history. FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2015 at 10:33pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going". She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML

by Anonymous / 10/23/2015 at 4:10pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML

by Embarrassed ass. / 10/23/2015 at 12:05am / United States (Oregon) / Work

Today, my boyfriend brought me a bunny for a house present for moving into our first house. She escaped her cage and bit through the electrical wires, cutting out all our power and electrocuting and killing herself. FML

by bluebelle / 10/19/2015 at 7:10am / Australia / Animals

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML

by RIPcareer / 10/18/2015 at 3:18pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, I finally found out why my new co-worker has been shooting me dirty looks, being rude to me, and generally trying to avoid me. It's because I have blonde hair and blue eyes, and she thinks people like me are Nazis. FML

by Anonymous / 10/17/2015 at 8:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love

Today, four days after moving into my new house, I woke up to a guy yelling "Fuck you, Claire" followed by a brick smashing through my living room window. Now I know why Claire was so eager to finalize the sale. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 1:12pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whiskey, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML

by Angus / 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm / France / Kids

Today, my teacher plugged the speakers into the wrong input on his computer, and said, "Oops, wrong hole", to which one of the students who often makes the same mistake said, "Story of my life". I understood it differently and started laughing. It would have been fine if the teacher wasn't her father. FML