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Today, on my first day of sailing practice, I managed to sit on a metal cleat. After being admitted to the ER, I was informed that I had two vaginal lacerations that needed surgery. The nurse tried to convince me it was my lucky day, because the hospital café was serving vanilla pudding. FML


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On 09/29/2014 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, for our 25th anniversary, my husband and I had dinner on a cruise ship, a dinner we had been planning for months. Upon boarding, I realized the expensive dress that I had bought just for the occasion had exactly the same print as the chair covers and the carpet. The cruise lasted 8 hours. FML


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On 04/02/2014 at 4:13am - misc - by Why (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML


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On 02/04/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by DeeDee - Austria (Wien)

Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant getting shot by a water gun, which is why I laughed when my daughter's boyfriend said he "supersoaked" her. FML


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Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML


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On 06/10/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Collin - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML


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On 10/31/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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