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About pancakessdsjsn : I really dig nature, writing, hikes, music, elephants, and adventuring. Oh and pizza

Cal State Long Beach || English Major (teacher & author)

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Today, while cleaning tables at the fast food place where I work, I had to remove two human teeth from a table top. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40772) - you deserved it (2979)

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