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About pancakessdsjsn : Community college, whooo. 18. I am a firm believer in pursuing your own happiness... Who gives a damn what others think? A bit about myself... I am a total nature lover (hikes! Bikes!) and adrenaline junkie (rollercoasters! Skydiving!) I'm passionate about music and writing, and I really like elephants :p Southern California✌️☀️

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