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Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
by no one / 06/19/2011 at 2:46pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health
by Hannah / 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm / Ireland (Sligo) / Miscellaneous
by ohcrap / 06/02/2011 at 6:05am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the doctor for a sore throat. The doctor wasn't wearing any shoes. He said that he doesn't believe in pharmaceuticals and that it's 'all about vitamins', and he gave me a flyer for a vitamin mail order company. Then he showed me photos of his holidays. FML
by Anonymous / 05/18/2011 at 12:38am / Australia / Health
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
by Chels / 05/11/2011 at 1:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by coldwetnose / 05/09/2011 at 2:08am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML
by Tara / 04/30/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Chad / 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 11:30am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 04/04/2011 at 1:26am / Health
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/31/2011 at 6:10pm / United States (Wyoming) / Kids
Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML
by jaimie / 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Ldp56 / 02/25/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
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