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paintballwarrior

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 200
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About paintballwarrior : I came here for laughs, and to see how crappy people's lives are.

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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paintballwarrior's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML



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