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Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML


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On 02/05/2013 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Lockedinroom (man) - United States

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52461) - you deserved it (5977)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63742) - you deserved it (11070)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, is my birthday. Everyone forgot except my stalker. He rang the door bell the second it turned 12:00. FML


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