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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 339
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About p007 : Uh wut.

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p007's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML


I agree, your life sucks (50509) - you deserved it (5352)

On 01/07/2014 at 11:37pm - misc - by bear food - United States (California)

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59305) - you deserved it (7248)

On 01/06/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by innocent - Australia

Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34762) - you deserved it (4076)

On 12/25/2013 at 6:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45056) - you deserved it (4616)

On 12/19/2013 at 8:48am - misc - by sammers27 (man) - United States (Arizona)

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