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osnapitzjenna
  • Town/Country : London, ON
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 76
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About osnapitzjenna : Hai! Im Jenna and Im pretty cool and laid back. Message me:) I love Anime, I have tattoos and Piercing, I also love Cats and the color Purple. Pancakes are cool. Meow. we be pretty much amazin. Bai.

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Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50927) - you deserved it (2838)

On 06/06/2013 at 4:51pm - misc - by luciazee (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, I uttered the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black" in class. Moments later, I'd been called a "racist twerp" and kicked out of class by the same English teacher who once tried to have another kid suspended for using the word "titillate", because apparently it's "pornographic". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45991) - you deserved it (3801)

On 05/30/2013 at 11:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17771) - you deserved it (1329)

On 08/14/2012 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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