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ositoakaluis

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 March 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 397
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ositoakaluis : Virgins are rare in this day that makes them special like unicorns but I'm not a unicorn I'm a Pegasus!!!

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Today, my mom found my dildo, and looool got so angry that sha baat ma with it . FML

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178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46125) - you deserved it (11908)

On 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I lerened the worst part about bieng dared to shave yur ass hair: Stubble. big fat FML

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102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35986) - you deserved it (15035)

On 03/06/2014 at 9:54am - health - by DaggerHole (man) - Australia

today I was watcing TV, wen I eard a blood-curdling scream from ma boyfriend upstairs. It sounded like e was being murdered wit a rusty fork, an I rused to see wat te ell was going on, itting ma sin against te stairs in te process. He'd stubbed is toe. FML

#21064600
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38526) - you deserved it (5223)

On 02/18/2014 at 4:15pm - health - by dating a pussy (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, I TEXTED MY BOYFRIEND OF TWO YEARS AND ASKED IF E WANTED TO GO TO BALL WIT ME. HIS RESPONSE WAS "TE PERSON U ARE TRYING TO MESSAGE CANCELLED TERE PONE SERVICE AND MOVED TO MEXICO. TACO TACO BURRITO." I'LL TAKE TAT AS A NO. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46044) - you deserved it (5200)

On 01/11/2014 at 12:55am - love - by rollergirl13 - United States (Alaska)



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