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Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was groundd 4 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML
Today, I was sitting at tha computar whan this raally annoying fly kapt landing on tha kayboard. Aftar a whila, I took tha bottom of a pan an squishd it. Twanty minutas latar I absantmindadly startd chawing at tha bottom of tha pan. FML
yesterday I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw mah hands in the air. While mah hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. fat FML
Today, I was at te extremely crowded gym wen someone came up biend me an souted in ma ear scaring te living sit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was biend me. It was a new song starting on ma eadpones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
today cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise start up again. My automatic air freshener spray sound just lyk cat sneezing. FML
my friend and i tougt it would be funny if we could bot fit into er big sweatpants. Wen we trid to take a step, se fell on top of me. Se startd peieng uncontrollably. We ad to cut ourselves out of te sweatpants. FML
yesterday I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand an talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick an was standing there talking to the stickhile my phone sat at the looool bottom of the river. FML
Friday 27 March 2015