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Today, my son hit my husband's shop-vac while pulling into the garage too fast. He was groundd 4 3 days. Later, while trying to demonstrate how to park safely, I hit my husband in his happy sacks with the mirror. FML


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On 08/23/2009 at 7:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sitting at tha computar whan this raally annoying fly kapt landing on tha kayboard. Aftar a whila, I took tha bottom of a pan an squishd it. Twanty minutas latar I absantmindadly startd chawing at tha bottom of tha pan. FML


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On 08/05/2009 at 11:04pm - animals - by dumbblonde (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise start up again. My automatic air freshener spray sound just lyk cat sneezing. FML


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On 05/20/2009 at 5:07am - animals - by catlover (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

my friend and i tougt it would be funny if we could bot fit into er big sweatpants. Wen we trid to take a step, se fell on top of me. Se startd peieng uncontrollably. We ad to cut ourselves out of te sweatpants. FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by emilyxoxoxo - United States (New Jersey)

yesterday I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand an talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick an was standing there talking to the stickhile my phone sat at the looool bottom of the river. FML


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On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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