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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1896
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About oops6663 : "Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."

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Visits<b>worldclassrager</b> - the 04/02/2016 at 4:44am<b>marvelvsdc</b> - the 03/28/2016 at 12:38am<b>Cyntha</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 9:03am<b>Nahpets</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 3:24pm<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 9:55pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 7:56pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 8:48am<b>holymacabre</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 1:36am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 12:12am<b>SaveEdit</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 12:11am<b>samrompain</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 3:25pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 1:06pm<b>qwertydude1</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 1:59pm<b>melons</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 12:43pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 8:40am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 8:19pm<b>RusticChick</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 11:04am<b>tacojauns</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 1:43pm

Fucked!<b>Cyntha</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 2:59am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 10:38am<b>RusticChick</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 5:04pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 4:19pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 1:22pm<b>nezumii</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 7:52am

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oops6663's favorite FMLs

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

by whattheactualfuck / 01/22/2016 at 7:50am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Miscellaneous

Today, a friend told me that when I read, I make all the expressions the characters in the book are making. Apparently, I have been doing this since I was a kid, and no one ever told me. FML

by Anonymous / 01/18/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML

by Anonymous / 01/14/2016 at 7:51am / Australia / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend let me stay over at her house for the first time. I went into her room only to find out she's obsessed with the Joker and has a bunch of posters and toys of him. I am deathly afraid of clowns. FML

by ScaredOfClowns / 12/31/2015 at 11:40am / United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove) / Love

Today, my roommate broke into my spice cabinet so he could get high off of my nutmeg. FML

by GonnaLockUpMySpices / 10/29/2015 at 9:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend about the importance of foreplay, and that attempting to get me "in the mood" by whipping his cock out and air humping was roughly equivalent to throwing a dry teabag at me and claiming he made a cup of tea. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2015 at 11:05am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Intimacy

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

by Anonymous / 08/26/2015 at 3:45am / India (West Bengal) / Love

Today, I woke up panting and drenched in sweat from a horrible nightmare. I'd been dreaming that bright, colored shapes were falling from the sky and I couldn't make them all neatly align with one another on the ground. I guess I should stop playing so much Tetris before bed. FML

by I love L / 08/08/2015 at 6:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

by BrittUnicorn / 07/06/2015 at 11:14am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

by shmarf / 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I had to pick my brother up from work because he broke down crying. I arrived to find that apparently, you can get so stoned that serving a pregnant woman at a fast food joint moves you to tears over the miracle of life. FML

by sistertaxi / 05/14/2015 at 10:23am / Australia / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML