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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 529
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ooga_booga_bear : I Am Second, God is first!
I love swimming, volleyball, baseball, movies, family, friends, and sign language (not in that order).
I'm going to Lamar University (go Cardinals!) to study American Sign Language to become a high school teacher.
"It's all fun and games until someone falls out of a tree house..." (Which is only funny [to some people] because I actually did fall out of a tree house...! -_- ...hilarious...
I'm a fun person, but responsible. Love to swing dance, play with my baby girl (my puppy!), and reminisce on the good ol' days! :)

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Today, I was sitting the living room, when my mom commented on the smell of garlic in the air. After ten minutes of searching for the source, she gave up. I was too embarrassed to admit that I'd tried using garlic to cure my yeast infection. FML

#19915209
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9695) - you deserved it (28895)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by yeastly (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password and now I have no idea what it could be. FML

#19911414
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27189) - you deserved it (4269)

On 07/08/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML

#19890528
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42572) - you deserved it (2791)

On 07/04/2012 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

#19886014
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33335) - you deserved it (8341)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

#19877341
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33394) - you deserved it (4813)

On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

#19873262
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33521) - you deserved it (10097)

On 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by say my name -

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

#19873262
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33521) - you deserved it (10097)

On 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by say my name -

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

#19873262
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33521) - you deserved it (10097)

On 06/30/2012 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by say my name -

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

#19846265
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27894) - you deserved it (16312)

On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my parents made a list of all the things they could have done had I not been born. FML

#19812575
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31323) - you deserved it (3026)

On 06/19/2012 at 12:42pm - intimacy - by theunborn - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML

#19799691
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24376) - you deserved it (10997)

On 06/17/2012 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

#19775546
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29906) - you deserved it (8583)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32903) - you deserved it (7725)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32903) - you deserved it (7725)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32903) - you deserved it (7725)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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