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ooga_booga_bear

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 December 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 654
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ooga_booga_bear : I Am Second, God is first!
I love swimming, volleyball, baseball, movies, family, friends, and sign language (not in that order).
I'm going to Lamar University (go Cardinals!) to study American Sign Language to become a high school teacher.
"It's all fun and games until someone falls out of a tree house..." (Which is only funny [to some people] because I actually did fall out of a tree house...! -_- ...hilarious...
I'm a fun person, but responsible. Love to swing dance, play with my baby girl (my puppy!), and reminisce on the good ol' days! :)

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ooga_booga_bear's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML

#20007763
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27324) - you deserved it (2438)

On 08/07/2012 at 1:59pm - love - by Blackfell - United States

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML

#19999925
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32602) - you deserved it (2538)

On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML

#19999762
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33030) - you deserved it (2923)

On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, as I sat down for my flight, I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML

#19995117
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24505) - you deserved it (1921)

On 07/31/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by lotd - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when an ER doctor commented positively on the clarity of my urine sample. FML

#19992508
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21183) - you deserved it (2234)

On 07/30/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

#19992075
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26687) - you deserved it (1843)

On 07/30/2012 at 2:41am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work, causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused my bowels to release everything right then and there, while on the phone with a customer, in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML

#19991299
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33560) - you deserved it (1731)

On 07/29/2012 at 7:34pm - health - by sy123 (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML

#19991008
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7759) - you deserved it (24093)

On 07/29/2012 at 4:20pm - misc - by kumbuck3t15 (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

#19983789
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30820) - you deserved it (2434)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29693) - you deserved it (13349)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML

#19982373
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38194) - you deserved it (2127)

On 07/24/2012 at 9:37pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

#19981825
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24294) - you deserved it (5181)

On 07/24/2012 at 4:08pm - health - by *facefloor* (man) - United States

Today, I received a "get well soon" card in the mail, which I found just a little odd, since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later, I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28609) - you deserved it (2338)

On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML

#19979806
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36397) - you deserved it (5180)

On 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I mowed over a bird while mowing the lawn. It wasn't dead, so I had to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now there are pieces of dead bird all over my lawn and I can't sleep. FML

#19979145
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27465) - you deserved it (18493)

On 07/23/2012 at 3:35am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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