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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4403
  • Number of comments : 1918
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About onlychildFTW : I'm not a grammar nazi. I'm also not a fan of having my grammar corrected on here. If you get my drift. Wink wink, nudge nudge.

Life is like a rock, it changes through its lifetime until it gets eroded to nothing. Like when we die and rot in the ground.

The first picture has a 2009 Bugatti Veyron 16.4 with a 2008 Mercedes Benz SLR McLaren next to it. The second picture, look for yourself. ;) Third picture? I don't know, you tell me.

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Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23752) - you deserved it (2930)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:18pm - misc - by Oopsie - United States (Vermont)

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24011) - you deserved it (4893)

On 07/22/2015 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14043) - you deserved it (23654)

On 07/22/2015 at 2:32am - kids - by thebiteof87 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31665) - you deserved it (4195)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was bored of doing nothing so I decided to take my 4-year-old brother and 3 of our dogs to a school playground nearby. When we got there, one of the four of them pooped in the field. It wasn't one of the dogs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22193) - you deserved it (1750)

On 07/05/2015 at 9:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML


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On 06/30/2015 at 10:21pm - health - by quiet_screaming_ - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27327) - you deserved it (1940)

On 06/22/2015 at 10:41am - intimacy - by bonzo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I'm actually starting to miss my former heroin addict neighbor because of how mellow he was compared to my new neighbors. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26251) - you deserved it (2086)

On 06/17/2015 at 10:07pm - money - by Rusty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML


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On 06/14/2015 at 10:40pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was talking to an old man I met at a store. He just wanted to know a few things, and he asked about my day. I explained a few bad things that'd happened, then I thanked him for listening. He then asked, "So, how are we gonna do this?" He thought we were gonna fuck. FML


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On 06/11/2015 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Montana)

Today, the 4-year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl". Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML


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On 06/10/2015 at 11:04pm - kids - by AdoKitty (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to show my ID to prove I was over 18. I was buying teaspoons. FML


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On 06/09/2015 at 6:30pm - misc - by I-love-my-tea - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML


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On 06/06/2015 at 9:17pm - kids - by diapersplease (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first experience with a condom breaking. FML

Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML


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On 05/18/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

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