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onerandomtask
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
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  • Birth Date : Friday 31 July 1987 (26 years)
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About onerandomtask : 25 year old

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Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

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