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omgitsseejay
  • Town/Country : Washington, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 39210
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About omgitsseejay : i am filipino.
so stop looking at me like a math problem.
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Today, I asked my boyfriend while he was eating potato chips if he wanted to eat me. He looked at the potato chips, he looked at me and said "Unless your vagina turns into a potato chip, I'd rather eat these." FML

#432766
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I agree, your life sucks (36804) - you deserved it (83147)

On 03/18/2009 at 1:22am - intimacy - by myennechee (woman) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92156) - you deserved it (42641)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by MrAwsum (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31278) - you deserved it (85183)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Zack (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)



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