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  • Town/Country : Doha, Qatar
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 911
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML


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On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to text him when I got home after driving 40 miles in bad weather from his house back to mine. When I did, he broke up with me. FML


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On 11/11/2015 at 12:50pm - love - by SayItToMyFace (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I put one of those checkout dividers in front of my groceries on the conveyor belt in the supermarket. The guy standing in front of me turned around, looked me straight in the eye and said "I don't trust you." as he put a second divider between our groceries. FML


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On 11/09/2015 at 9:07am - misc - by Quendolin - Germany

Today, while trying to calm down my four-year-old son who had a tantrum in a store, a man walked up to me and said, "You couldn't have worn the condom?" FML


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On 10/04/2015 at 7:12pm - kids - by jshsnan - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML


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On 08/16/2015 at 11:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML


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On 08/04/2015 at 3:33am - love - by that girl has a beard - Canada

Today, I went downstairs early in the morning to watch a movie. As I walked into the living room and reached for the light switch, I heard my dad say "Knew you'd change your mind. Get them panties off." followed by the sound of a zipper being undone. I've never been so mortified in my life. FML


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On 07/15/2015 at 12:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML


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On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML


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On 06/21/2009 at 3:26am - misc - by TheHatedOne (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

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