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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 730
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About omgitsmoe : Hi :3
I am a huge music fan , I write songs and sing them
Just started playing guitar ;D
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Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML


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On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML


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