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About omghehehe : Professional woman who loves love, travel, and laughs. Also, good people, food, beer, music, and experiences ;)

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Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML

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On 10/25/2009 at 3:19pm - love - by rollercoaster (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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