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omg_no_way_'s favorite FMLs

Today, I had to give a video presentation. My video was on animal abuse, but I somehow played a video of myself singing Britney Spears in my room. FML

Today, I fainted during my sister's wedding because my dress was too tight. When I woke up, she slapped me hard across the face. Why? Because I "took all the attention away" from her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25395) - you deserved it (7009)

On 08/25/2012 at 9:58pm - health - by brylynn - United States

Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML

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On 12/29/2011 at 1:39pm - misc - by tickle spunk - United States (Connecticut)



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