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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 December 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2305
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About omfgrofl1337 : Sup my name is Sue de Nim de Ploom. Hope you get it

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Today, Mah Mother, Mah Aunt, And Mah Two Sister Are All On There Periods. I Can't Even Brush Mah Teeth In Mah Own House Without Being Treatd Like A Criminal. Fat FML

#13641509
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42930) - you deserved it (4779)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I bought a parsonalizd cookia caka with "Will you go out with ma?" for tha girl I'va likd for fiva months. Whan I showd har, sha said no, but took tha caka with har anyway. FML

#13406898
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28673) - you deserved it (5644)

On 10/11/2010 at 2:18pm - love - by soccerlove09 - United States (Arizona)

Today... my varsity swim taam got sacond placa in ta Stata maat. My coac said I could bring ta tropy oma for ta waakand. On ta way oma... I accidantally sat on it and broka it... cutting my butt. FML

#13319257
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9739) - you deserved it (32689)

On 10/04/2010 at 6:11pm - misc - by kat101 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today I found out that the reason mah best friend is not allowed over anymore is because he hits on mah mom an writes her love letters. FML

#13259037
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29799) - you deserved it (2364)

On 09/30/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by Bestfrienduncool - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watching TV with grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on stomach as mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me 4 bieng a pervert 4 an hour,hile grandpa sat and chuckled. mega FML

#13180631
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36098) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today... I spent the entre day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg... so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later... I found out it was cuz I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known 4 being unpopular... unwanted... ugly... and stupid. FML

#13145609
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33537) - you deserved it (5898)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I spent the entre day at school being called Meg. My name isn't Meg... so I started to get really annoyed and confused. Later... I found out it was cuz I look like Meg from the show Family Guy. She's known 4 being unpopular... unwanted... ugly... and stupid. FML

#13145609
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33537) - you deserved it (5898)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I had to looool listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

#13109561
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27228) - you deserved it (2485)

On 09/19/2010 at 3:31am - love - by messyfamily (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was walking outsidehen I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

#13088642
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10329) - you deserved it (33013)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage . I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off . FML

#13005397
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (9659)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

TODAY, AT WORK, I LEANED BACK IN A CHAIR TOO FAR, CAUSING ME TO TIP OVER AND SMASH MY HEAD INTO A WALL. IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH DAMAGE, MY BOSS KEEPS REPLAYING THE SECURITY FOOTAGE TO EVERYONE I WORK WITH. MY HEAD HURTS NOT FROM THE FALL, BUT THE LOUD LAUGHTER THAT KEEPS COMING FROM INSIDE THE OFFICE. FML

#12987645
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13481) - you deserved it (20107)

On 09/10/2010 at 6:02am - work - by hard_headed (woman) - United States (Texas)

2day my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping , she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny , causing a lot of people to stare in our drection. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

#12975254
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34624) - you deserved it (3942)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

2day my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked y I wasn't in the pool my sister replied in a loud voice ( She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty! ) Thanks. mega FML

#12963410
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31313) - you deserved it (4209)

On 09/08/2010 at 2:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, It Was My Birthday. But Instead Of A Decent Surprise, My Friends Decided To Smash A Cake On My Face An Unhook My Dress, While Taking A Video Of It. In A Public Shopping Mall. FML

#12959590
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30250) - you deserved it (2949)

On 09/08/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Nothingonyou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting inhat they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gun point, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

#12957877
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30106) - you deserved it (2100)

On 09/08/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by bustedfornuthin - United States (New Mexico)



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