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About omfgorlaith : Well, hellooo there!!
If anyone's reading this...
I'm Vittoria! (Yes, with two t's and no c... Don't ask me why, my parents wanted to be complicated '-.-)
Butttttttttttt I'm a awkward, attractive people make me nervous.
If you are a pizza or have tattoos or any piercings I'm probably 99.9% already attracted to you.
I'm not cool ^-^
I like to meet new people.
So, you should message me.
Im very bubbly and I like cats.
I fan girl quite a lot.
And I can be annoying at times.
Oh OH and
I'm a girl if you hAvent noticed.
Hope I haven't scared you off yet! Butt byeeee

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