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About omary55 : I love this site! Thanks for visiting.
Lets see a little bit about me:
-I love listening to music.
-I'm a Harry girl :)
-I'm a straight A student.
-I LOVE to read books.
-I love cats
-I'm obsessed with The Vampire Diaries.
-I'm Mexican and German.
-I have two siblings. I'm the middle one.
That's all I can think of right now. Message me if you want and have a great day.
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Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
Friday 26 June 2015