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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 34268
  • Number of comments : 3467
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML

#19102650
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23896) - you deserved it (5597)

On 02/17/2012 at 7:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

#19091480
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23524) - you deserved it (4560)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

#19082479
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28068) - you deserved it (5581)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML

#19073057
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25957) - you deserved it (6353)

On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML

#19066381
442 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10955) - you deserved it (125710)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

#19032094
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27744) - you deserved it (2672)

On 02/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Falcon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to give my husband a tutorial on how to use jumper cables. Confused and flustered, he requested written instructions. FML

#18975500
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23597) - you deserved it (3464)

On 02/02/2012 at 9:50am - misc - by MM (woman) -

Today, I was left at the altar. For the second time. By the same man. FML

#18949271
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34454) - you deserved it (60920)

On 01/30/2012 at 12:37am - love - by givingup (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

#18899137
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39336) - you deserved it (2946)

On 01/24/2012 at 2:50pm - love - by sickandtiredofit (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

#18823126
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27436) - you deserved it (5909)

On 01/16/2012 at 9:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30300) - you deserved it (14832)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

#18705736
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30224) - you deserved it (2676)

On 01/04/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

#18674490
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12100) - you deserved it (31602)

On 01/01/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by msnewyearseve - United States (New York)

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

#18663308
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31909) - you deserved it (2471)

On 12/31/2011 at 12:09pm - love - by TheBeastSwaq - United States (California)



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