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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23176
  • Number of comments : 3238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About olpally : Follow me on Twitter @OlPally86
I will be deleting this within the next week. Im done. Don't ask for snapchat because I deleted it. I can't live with myself.

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olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching 4 my computer mouse. FML

#17451682
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12853) - you deserved it (29362)

On 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by ThisGuy97 - United States

Today, my friend an I went fir a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

#17447833
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43494) - you deserved it (6415)

On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend leand over and sniffd me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

#17427573
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25822) - you deserved it (6681)

On 08/10/2011 at 8:36am - love - by Username - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 dad takes a monumental dump in bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

#17394745
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21861) - you deserved it (3034)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by fugachumi - United States (Texas)

today I was stuck in the car with mah grandma fir an hour as she described to me how she had looked through mah great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

#17238923
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25645) - you deserved it (2253)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by painful (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

TODAY, AFTER SPENDING TIME WIT MY DAUGTER AND PAINTING ER NAILS SE GIVES ME A UG AND SAYS, "MOMMY I LOVE YOU, BUT I LOVE DADDY MUC BETTER!" FML

#17190243
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33678) - you deserved it (4159)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:37pm - kids - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

TADAY I DISCOVERED THAT WHEN YOU BUY ROPES, DUCT TAPES, A SHOVEL, RAZOR BLADES, A FIRE POKER, AND A CARTON OF CIGS, THE POLICE CAN TURN UP AND SEARCH YOUR HOUSE 4 'PRISONERS'. THOSE ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY COINCIDENTAL. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35430) - you deserved it (7311)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today , I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises , the woman in the stall next to me calld me by name and askd if I was having trouble. FML

#17066574
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32338) - you deserved it (2778)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:42pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I see that mah family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML

#16543151
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34263) - you deserved it (3329)

On 06/07/2011 at 6:27am - misc - by Sickinbed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I Lerened How Unhappy My Husband Is In Our Marriage. Apparently He Also Can't Fine A Good Woman. We Didn't Have A Heret-to-heret, I Read His Woes In A Blog. Mega FML

#16542876
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29067) - you deserved it (3236)

On 06/07/2011 at 5:28am - love - by S. Tucker - United States

Today, I stayed at mah boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took mah laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of mah stolen shrts. FML

#16531182
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50513) - you deserved it (3725)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today I tougt it would be a good idea to declare ma love to te girl I ave a crus on . I guess I souldn't ave gone an kissd er witout warning because now ma face is coverd wit slap marks an I ad to explain myself at te police station fir sexual arassement .

#16531117
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12704) - you deserved it (49703)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:55pm - love - by Someguy (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today I tougt it would be a good idea to declare ma love to te girl I ave a crus on . I guess I souldn't ave gone an kissd er witout warning because now ma face is coverd wit slap marks an I ad to explain myself at te police station fir sexual arassement .

#16531117
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12704) - you deserved it (49703)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:55pm - love - by Someguy (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, ma boyfriend and I were about to ave sex in is car. He got out of te car and moved to te passenger seat wit me. As e sut te door, it slammed against ma fingers, breaking one of tem. He ten asked if we could still ave sex. FML

#16530015
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43187) - you deserved it (6593)

On 06/06/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by JayFri - United States

Today, I changd tha data of mah birthday to today on Facabook to saa how many paopla actually know mah birthday . My mom wishd ma a happy birthday . FML

#16527718
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43398) - you deserved it (14508)

On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)



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