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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 27664
  • Number of comments : 3259
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About olpally : Follow me on Twitter @OlPally86
Message me if you want. I'm back. Huge Blackhawks super fan. 2015 Stanley cup champions!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨lets talk hockey! Or anything in general. Love emojis 😘😍😜😁🙊😄Kik- olpally

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olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

#17697276
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28321) - you deserved it (7081)

On 09/08/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML

#17588509
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32310) - you deserved it (2941)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)

Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML

#17529546
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27652) - you deserved it (5962)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

#17451682
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12901) - you deserved it (29432)

On 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by ThisGuy97 - United States

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

#17447833
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43629) - you deserved it (6429)

On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

#17427573
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26540) - you deserved it (6763)

On 08/10/2011 at 8:36am - love - by Username - United States

Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML

#17394745
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21956) - you deserved it (3040)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by fugachumi - United States (Texas)

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

#17238923
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25752) - you deserved it (2255)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:55am - misc - by painful (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML

#17190243
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34907) - you deserved it (4271)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:37pm - kids - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36450) - you deserved it (7431)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises, the woman in the stall next to me called me by name and asked if I was having trouble. FML

#17066574
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33572) - you deserved it (2873)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:42pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I was taking a nap in our country house. I was sick with a fever of 101.3. When I woke up, I see that my family had left to go back to the apartment. They forgot me. FML

#16543151
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34372) - you deserved it (3337)

On 06/07/2011 at 6:27am - misc - by Sickinbed (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML

#16542876
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29157) - you deserved it (3240)

On 06/07/2011 at 5:28am - love - by S. Tucker - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50650) - you deserved it (3732)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML

#16531117
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12743) - you deserved it (49872)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:55pm - love - by Someguy (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)



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