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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 25203
  • Number of comments : 3238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27103) - you deserved it (14029)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

#18705736
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26869) - you deserved it (2383)

On 01/04/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML

#18674490
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10690) - you deserved it (29127)

On 01/01/2012 at 12:19pm - misc - by msnewyearseve - United States (New York)

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

#18663308
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29327) - you deserved it (2265)

On 12/31/2011 at 12:09pm - love - by TheBeastSwaq - United States (California)

Today, I was called a "whore," a "demon," a "piece of shit," and a "disrespectful bitch." All of this happened because I wouldn't let my mother-in-law borrow my car. This is a woman with multiple speeding tickets. FML

#18568632
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29474) - you deserved it (2699)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:39am - misc - by sigh (woman) - United States

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

#18468865
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32027) - you deserved it (2828)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by Vince (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML

#17777792
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35857) - you deserved it (2097)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by redeye (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

#17758843
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30991) - you deserved it (2187)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by messed up - United States (Oregon)

Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML

#17757588
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26128) - you deserved it (1717)

On 09/16/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Help - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after weeks of watching car after car of solo drivers go by in the carpool lane every day, I decided to join them. I'm the one who got pulled over. FML

#17756140
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8930) - you deserved it (29895)

On 09/16/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML

#17750469
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26627) - you deserved it (3528)

On 09/15/2011 at 9:47am - work - by thatsmejl (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

#17710745
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33271) - you deserved it (25598)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:46am - intimacy - by RetroDayDreamer - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

#17697276
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28262) - you deserved it (7070)

On 09/08/2011 at 3:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML

#17588509
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32254) - you deserved it (2940)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)

Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML

#17529546
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27589) - you deserved it (5958)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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