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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 34179
  • Number of comments : 3467
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

#19320303
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29528) - you deserved it (2213)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

#19313948
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28507) - you deserved it (2684)

On 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by Niles (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

#19313557
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32156) - you deserved it (2517)

On 03/20/2012 at 11:37am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

#19307115
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9292) - you deserved it (46218)

On 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

#19289453
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24939) - you deserved it (13042)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

#19279551
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37661) - you deserved it (2740)

On 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by CallaC (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML

#19270777
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28958) - you deserved it (1917)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

#19236548
95 comments

Today, I went to the dorm showers to use the facilities. As I was getting in the shower, I slipped and landed face first into a puddle. It wasn't water. FML

Today, my girlfriend was complaining of being stressed, so I mentioned having heard that sex relieves a lot of that build up of stress. She replied, "I think I'd rather stay stressed." FML

#19232651
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31184) - you deserved it (7685)

On 03/07/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by RZ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 8-year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML

#19227628
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8709) - you deserved it (34740)

On 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML

#19200408
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22111) - you deserved it (2043)

On 03/02/2012 at 12:46am - misc - by Peach - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18690) - you deserved it (47438)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML

#19182227
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17084) - you deserved it (33540)

On 02/28/2012 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by none - United States (Illinois)

Today, the only thing that cheered me up was a documentary about IKEA, and seeing how my furniture was made. FML

#19181492
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21465) - you deserved it (4105)

On 02/28/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by sadgirl (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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