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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (29 years)
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olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML


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On 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by CallaC (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML


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On 03/13/2012 at 12:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML


Today, I went to the dorm showers to use the facilities. As I was getting in the shower, I slipped and landed face first into a puddle. It wasn't water. FML

Today, my girlfriend was complaining of being stressed, so I mentioned having heard that sex relieves a lot of that build up of stress. She replied, "I think I'd rather stay stressed." FML


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On 03/07/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by RZ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 8-year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML


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On 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML


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On 03/02/2012 at 12:46am - misc - by Peach - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML


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On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML


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On 02/28/2012 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by none - United States (Illinois)

Today, the only thing that cheered me up was a documentary about IKEA, and seeing how my furniture was made. FML


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On 02/28/2012 at 10:51am - misc - by sadgirl (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML


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On 02/17/2012 at 7:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having your cat springboard off your face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the ceiling. FML

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML


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On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML


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On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML


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On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States

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