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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (30 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 37041
  • Number of comments : 3469
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

by Username / 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

by Niles / 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

by Anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 11:37am / United States (North Carolina) / Health

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

by Anonymous / 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

by Anonymous / 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm / Ireland / Intimacy

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

by CallaC / 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2012 at 12:08pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

Today, I went to the dorm showers to use the facilities. As I was getting in the shower, I slipped and landed face first into a puddle. It wasn't water. FML

by whatawaste / 03/07/2012 at 11:25am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my girlfriend was complaining of being stressed, so I mentioned having heard that sex relieves a lot of that build up of stress. She replied, "I think I'd rather stay stressed." FML

by RZ / 03/07/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, my 8-year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML

by Anonymous / 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML

by Peach / 03/02/2012 at 12:46am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 5:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I realized you should always knock on your parents' door before entering. Even at 6:30 am. FML

by none / 02/28/2012 at 1:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, the only thing that cheered me up was a documentary about IKEA, and seeing how my furniture was made. FML

by sadgirl / 02/28/2012 at 10:51am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous