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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 28972
  • Number of comments : 3313
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About olpally : Follow me on Twitter @OlPally86
Message me if you want. I'm back. Huge Blackhawks super fan. 2015 Stanley cup champions!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨lets talk hockey! Or anything in general. Love emojis 😘😍😜😁🙊😄Kik- olpally

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olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

#19395712
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17825) - you deserved it (2841)

On 04/02/2012 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32965) - you deserved it (2431)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

#19381776
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23774) - you deserved it (10377)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that the "holla" tattoo I stupidly got on my lower lip five years ago isn't fading as I expected it to, and will probably contribute to my unemployment for years to come. FML

#19376711
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5834) - you deserved it (67242)

On 03/30/2012 at 3:13pm - work - by bananamuffin - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

#19367964
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25767) - you deserved it (2970)

On 03/29/2012 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML

#19362794
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21521) - you deserved it (2366)

On 03/28/2012 at 9:52am - misc - by andromeda80 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

#19357685
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22707) - you deserved it (2098)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML

#19350917
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23071) - you deserved it (3320)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by Shantwozzlah (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

#19349968
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27690) - you deserved it (5940)

On 03/26/2012 at 7:14am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML

#19348901
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25352) - you deserved it (3767)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by iamnotalawyer (man) - United States (California)

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22856) - you deserved it (9942)

On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was accused of being high. Why? Because I was playing with a milk bottle. FML

#19331009
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17456) - you deserved it (4638)

On 03/23/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Not_High (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

#19320303
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28727) - you deserved it (2161)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

#19313948
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27707) - you deserved it (2621)

On 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by Niles (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

#19313557
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30078) - you deserved it (2372)

On 03/20/2012 at 11:37am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)



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