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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 34208
  • Number of comments : 3467
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML

#19448273
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41647) - you deserved it (3485)

On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I found out that my mother is extremely emotional when it comes to animal deaths when a bird flew into the window and died, and she insisted we have a funeral. FML

#19441830
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21847) - you deserved it (3390)

On 04/10/2012 at 7:13am - animals - by tay (man) - Australia

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

#19435373
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29476) - you deserved it (2227)

On 04/09/2012 at 8:23am - misc - by zazzleface - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

#19428378
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26644) - you deserved it (3427)

On 04/08/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by Jordan - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML

#19428226
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38522) - you deserved it (2659)

On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

#19424276
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8047) - you deserved it (26992)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by breakfast tea (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

#19424276
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8047) - you deserved it (26992)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by breakfast tea (man) - Hong Kong

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

#19424276
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8047) - you deserved it (26992)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:30pm - misc - by breakfast tea (man) - Hong Kong

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

#19421733
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28858) - you deserved it (5779)

On 04/07/2012 at 3:04am - intimacy - by Judy69 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

#19421623
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11216) - you deserved it (48242)

On 04/07/2012 at 2:41am - intimacy - by bman (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

#19416021
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8967) - you deserved it (26480)

On 04/06/2012 at 3:24am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

#19410577
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40779) - you deserved it (3382)

On 04/05/2012 at 2:47am - intimacy - by displeased - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML

#19409952
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23542) - you deserved it (3261)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States

Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML

#19405525
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36319) - you deserved it (12443)

On 04/04/2012 at 6:53am - intimacy - by gordogs 25 - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML

#19401228
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29762) - you deserved it (5574)

On 04/03/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by jackmehoffa (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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