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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24287
  • Number of comments : 3238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About olpally : Follow me on Twitter @OlPally86
I will be deleting this within the next week. Im done. Don't ask for snapchat because I deleted it. I can't live with myself.

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olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

#19349968
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27581) - you deserved it (5934)

On 03/26/2012 at 7:14am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML

#19348901
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23512) - you deserved it (3567)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by iamnotalawyer (man) - United States (California)

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21066) - you deserved it (9557)

On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was accused of being high. Why? Because I was playing with a milk bottle. FML

#19331009
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17379) - you deserved it (4630)

On 03/23/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Not_High (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

#19320303
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27502) - you deserved it (2072)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

#19313948
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25152) - you deserved it (2406)

On 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by Niles (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

#19313557
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29956) - you deserved it (2365)

On 03/20/2012 at 11:37am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

#19307115
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8480) - you deserved it (43777)

On 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

#19289453
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21808) - you deserved it (11928)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

#19279551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34819) - you deserved it (2514)

On 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by CallaC (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML

#19270777
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26159) - you deserved it (1710)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML

#19236548
96 comments

Today, I went to the dorm showers to use the facilities. As I was getting in the shower, I slipped and landed face first into a puddle. It wasn't water. FML

Today, my girlfriend was complaining of being stressed, so I mentioned having heard that sex relieves a lot of that build up of stress. She replied, "I think I'd rather stay stressed." FML

#19232651
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27724) - you deserved it (7137)

On 03/07/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by RZ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 8-year-old niece corrected my spelling via text message. FML

#19227628
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7419) - you deserved it (31627)

On 03/06/2012 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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