Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

olpally

Online | Search for a member

olpally

108Fucked!

olpallyolpally
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 27906
  • Number of comments : 3266
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About olpally : Follow me on Twitter @OlPally86
Message me if you want. I'm back. Huge Blackhawks super fan. 2015 Stanley cup champions!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨lets talk hockey! Or anything in general. Love emojis 😘😍😜😁🙊😄Kik- olpally

olpally's page activity

Visits<b>ducky45</b> - 6 hours ago<b>GhostDuck</b> - 7 hours ago<b>Shbang</b> - 8 hours ago<b>gis0392</b> - 8 hours ago<b>julia_adamec</b> - 12 hours ago<b>ginnylin</b> - 15 hours ago<b>jforren</b> - 19 hours ago<b>FalloutScrolls</b> - 19 hours ago<b>HelloMatey</b> - 20 hours ago<b>afrostybird</b> - 21 hours ago<b>kekguy</b> - 23 hours ago<b>kittina</b> - yesterday at 12:43am<b>CliffPaul</b> - yesterday at 11:49pm<b>1daniellarter</b> - yesterday at 7:37pm<b>shmoooopie</b> - yesterday at 7:28pm<b>trollcrusher</b> - yesterday at 5:14pm<b>ncbeach22</b> - yesterday at 4:28pm<b>SirreASDF</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 2:45am

Fucked!<b>Life_sucksXx</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 8:47pm<b>fishingforubies2</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 12:07am<b>BexxyBb</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 4:52pm<b>TheWarLord314</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:44pm<b>kandysnow</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 8:55am<b>Thisisascam</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:29am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 1:15am<b>winterforever97</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 12:14pm<b>imhope</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 1:27am<b>CureForCrazy</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 8:34pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 5:55pm<b>FiFiLovee</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 7:27am<b>dewberry2001</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 3:20am<b>erin55378</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 9:12pm<b>herpderpcx</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 8:18am<b>hannah_cheers</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 4:24am<b>MelodySackett123</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 3:37am<b>lulubelles</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 9:48pm

olpally's FML badges

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

See all of olpally's badges

olpally's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

#19367964
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23265) - you deserved it (2718)

On 03/29/2012 at 1:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, someone spray painted a black skull on the side of my house. We painted over it and installed lights to hopefully persuade intruders not to vandalize the property because it would be a bright area. The lights were stolen. FML

#19362794
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21499) - you deserved it (2362)

On 03/28/2012 at 9:52am - misc - by andromeda80 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML

#19357685
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22690) - you deserved it (2096)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me by maniacally zooming in and out of traffic while we were on his motorcycle. His mood turned to anger when I nervously admitted to having voided my bowels. FML

#19350917
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21247) - you deserved it (3120)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by Shantwozzlah (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

#19349968
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27667) - you deserved it (5937)

On 03/26/2012 at 7:14am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that when people in my apartment complex warn their kids about strangers, they use me as the example. FML

#19348901
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25327) - you deserved it (3765)

On 03/26/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by iamnotalawyer (man) - United States (California)

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML

#19337051
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21163) - you deserved it (9576)

On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was accused of being high. Why? Because I was playing with a milk bottle. FML

#19331009
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17434) - you deserved it (4636)

On 03/23/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Not_High (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

#19320303
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27583) - you deserved it (2074)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

#19313948
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27267) - you deserved it (2576)

On 03/20/2012 at 1:46pm - misc - by Niles (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

#19313557
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30061) - you deserved it (2369)

On 03/20/2012 at 11:37am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML

#19307115
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8792) - you deserved it (44752)

On 03/19/2012 at 12:28pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

#19289453
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21887) - you deserved it (11946)

On 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

#19279551
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34898) - you deserved it (2517)

On 03/14/2012 at 10:01pm - misc - by CallaC (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML

#19270777
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26248) - you deserved it (1713)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie replies #1
  • Hello all you crybabies, from Land's End to John o' Groats. Yes, I'm finally here my lovelies. Since last week, my inbox hasn't stopped humming with the noise of new mail dropping into it, letters full…

Friday 31 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: