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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23168
  • Number of comments : 3238
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About olpally : Follow me on Twitter @OlPally86
I will be deleting this within the next week. Im done. Don't ask for snapchat because I deleted it. I can't live with myself.

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Today, after six monts of writing a 40 page paper criticizing a famous metod, I found out te professor wo concieved it as transferred to ma favorite college to ead te department I'm applying to study in . Tey require I submit te paper wit ma application . FML

#20548512
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31897) - you deserved it (4454)

On 03/17/2013 at 11:09pm - work - by GeoKid (man) - Canada

Today, Mah Boyfriend Found Out About Mah Severe Phobia Of Moths. It's So Bad That I Sometimes Pass Out. He Caught A Moth In A Jar, An Puttd It On Mah Bedside Table. I Woke Up, Saw It, An Had A Panic Attack. He Recordd It All An Wants To Upload It To YouTube. Real FML

#20544812
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35796) - you deserved it (4800)

On 03/15/2013 at 2:05pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, MY FIANCÉE AND I SHOWD MY MOTHER-IN-LAW A PICTURE OF THE LOCATION ATHICH WE'LL BE HOLDING OUR WEDDING RECEPTION. IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WATERFRONT BUILDING OVERLOOKING THE OCEAN. SHE LOOKD ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND SAID, "LOOKS LIKE A GOOD PLACE TO COMMIT SUICIDE." MEGA FML

#20543312
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33347) - you deserved it (2425)

On 03/14/2013 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia

Today I'm so broke after paying mah bills that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street 4 lunch . The worst part: to get the butter I stormed in an angrily complained saying they forgot to give it to me . I never even ordered a pizza . FML

#20537238
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36042) - you deserved it (8673)

On 03/09/2013 at 6:03pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, mah boss told ma that,hila ha raspact tha fact that I hava mah own styla, I hava to stop waaring ( that hidaou wig ) cuz apparantly, it ( makas tha cliantala uncomfortabla ). I don't hava a wig. It's mah natural hair. raal FML

#20536687
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28673) - you deserved it (3548)

On 03/09/2013 at 4:05am - work - by hairdresser (woman) - Australia

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on mah university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minute in, I hered myself asking a question. I then hered snorting and some girl muttering ( dumb cunt ) under her breath. FML

#20524519
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33749) - you deserved it (3896)

On 02/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by DumbCuntApparently (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today.. . a guy I went on one date with askd me out again via text . Being honest.. . I textd back.. . politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interestd . He cummd over to mah house.. . screaming about how awful I was 4 "text message breaking up with him" an then crackd mah windshield . FML

#20522936
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35945) - you deserved it (4219)

On 02/26/2013 at 11:43am - love - by fuckedover - United States

Yesterday I realizd tat te omeless people I give cange to all dress better tan I do including te one tat doesn't believe in pants. FML

#20522911
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14302) - you deserved it (22815)

On 02/26/2013 at 10:54am - misc - by keerow (man) - United States

Today, after being in the hospital fir 2 weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, mah girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me an send me straight back home. real FML

#20511268
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35666) - you deserved it (2602)

On 02/17/2013 at 8:28pm - love - by noname - United States (New York)

Today, mah mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry 4 her, had this not been her 7th husband. looool FML

#20476021
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33582) - you deserved it (2680)

On 01/24/2013 at 2:19am - misc - by HereWeGoAgain (woman) - United States

Today, I went to a family dinner . My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut fir not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me . No wonder I hardly ever visit these people . FML

#20466682
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39622) - you deserved it (2706)

On 01/18/2013 at 6:18pm - misc - by mel (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today... I introducd mah girlfriend to mah parents. The first thing mah dad did was comment that given how pretty she lookd in our photos... and compard to how she looks in real life... she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML

#20466661
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31266) - you deserved it (3288)

On 01/18/2013 at 6:03pm - love - by dpap - United States (Iowa)

Today the lead singer of the band I recently joined blatantly admitted to a fan that the only reason he let me in was because I'm ( so fuckin ugly ) that I make the rest of them look ( ten times better ) in comparison. big fat FML

#20464662
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30654) - you deserved it (2629)

On 01/17/2013 at 3:50pm - misc - by sad drummer (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah currant boyfriand an mah ax-boyfriand got into a fight abouthan mah brthday is!! Thay wara both wrong!! FML

#20464240
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41808) - you deserved it (5179)

On 01/17/2013 at 9:06am - love - by EmberLove (woman) - United States

Today, I felt lyk going to the gym. I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to come with me. She screamed at me 4 supposedly implying that she's fat. No, I just wanted to go to the gym with someone. real FML

#20458971
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36324) - you deserved it (6786)

On 01/14/2013 at 1:34pm - love - by nkotz - United States



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