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ollie179

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3502
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ollie179 : The pig is called George.
And my name is Ollie.

But you're here for George aren't you...

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ollie179's favorite FMLs

Today , I broke up with mah girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor , crying like a baby and screaming ( WHY? ) at strangers. FML

#17664853
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27477) - you deserved it (11201)

On 09/04/2011 at 9:27pm - love - by ddll (man) - Singapore

TODAY I WAS PULLD OVER 4 A DWI. THE POLICE OFFICER WAS DRUNK. FML

#17663371
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30571) - you deserved it (4078)

On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my frst handjob. She rippd out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teard up. She askedhat was wrong an not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was ( Just so good. ) FML

#17659578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37484) - you deserved it (9651)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Taday while riding the bus , a creepy guy gave me the ( rape glare ) an another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. fat FML

#17597780
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27659) - you deserved it (2619)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States

TODAY, MAH STEPBROTHER FOUND MAH DIARY AND READ IT. HE THEN TOLD MAH BOYFRIEND HOW I HAD A CRUSH ON ANOTHER GUY, AND NO LONGER LIKED HIM, CAUSING MAH BOYFRIEND TO BREAK UP WITH ME. THAT DIARY WAS FROM THE THRD GRADE. FML

#17535182
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39904) - you deserved it (3345)

On 08/21/2011 at 2:25am - love - by Tinkerer - United States (Oregon)

Today, my potbellid pig ate my neighbor's award-winning flower garden, that she has been growing 4 almost three yeres. She'd told me that she was bringing the judges of the competition, inhich she was in line to win $300, looool to her house in two days. I have yet to tell her. FML

#17494205
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21960) - you deserved it (14626)

On 08/16/2011 at 10:05pm - misc - by otter - United States (Washington)

Today, ma 3 year old son's tricycle was stolen. I looked up te street and saw a neigbour's kid riding it. I marced up, gently lifted im off it, gave im a stern lecture about stealing and brougt te tricycle back ome. Te cops ten sowed up. Apparently, te kid as an identical tricycle. FML

#17481344
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13633) - you deserved it (35712)

On 08/15/2011 at 3:14pm - kids - by ollie179 - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

today mah parents heard me leaving mah room at 2 am, an freakd out cuz they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassd to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

#17478101
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17119) - you deserved it (20601)

On 08/15/2011 at 4:15am - misc - by Michelle - United States (Oregon)

Today , I cummed home to fine looool a window broken and neighbour sereching inside house. Apparently , they'd hered a small child asking 4 help inside house. I recently taught dog to ( talk. ) real FML

#17477307
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26790) - you deserved it (5340)

On 08/15/2011 at 2:23am - animals - by Mumbling Mutt101 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today... I came home from looool holiday... only to fine my house full of small decomposing animals... courtesy of my cat.

#17458169
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24444) - you deserved it (4761)

On 08/13/2011 at 6:22am - animals - by Ellencrazee (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I Started To Fall In Love With Mah Wife Again. We R In The Middle Of A Divorce. FML

#17457372
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39282) - you deserved it (17001)

On 08/13/2011 at 3:25am - love - by badass - United States

Today , I learned te ard way tat taking a 20 mile bike ride wit boyfriend's family te day after losing virginity is te worst decision ever. FML

#17457202
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39043) - you deserved it (16271)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

TODAY, MY FATHAR TRICKAD MA INTO AATING A TASMANIAN HABANARO, SAYING IT WAS JUST ANOTHAR PAPPAR. THA BURNING IN MY MOUTH WAS UNBAARABLA, BUT NOTHING COMPARAD TO WHAN I TOOK A SHIT LATAR IN THA DAY. FML

#17450169
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30556) - you deserved it (4433)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Coldsnap - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today te woman I'm training at work askd ile staring intently at te keyboard "now ic one of tese buttons is te space-bar again?" Se is 80 years old types about 1 word per minute and I ave just one week to get er completely traind. FML

#17376704
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28946) - you deserved it (2589)

On 08/05/2011 at 10:42am - work - by jhftrainer23 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I ad to endure a long story about ow and wy my broter saves is pubes.

#17148307
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30716) - you deserved it (4482)

On 07/17/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)



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