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ollie179

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  • Number of visits : 3503
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ollie179 : The pig is called George.
And my name is Ollie.

But you're here for George aren't you...

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ollie179's favorite FMLs

I walkd into my bathroom to fine my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML

#18506828
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43241) - you deserved it (3221)

On 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by neednewdeoderant - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was invitd to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The looool party is at work, cuz my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a ( busines trip ) that happend while we were still engagd. FML

#18142584
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33277) - you deserved it (2646)

On 11/02/2011 at 9:45pm - love - by lebowski101 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in te mood so I eld is ands against te bed, andispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Tinking e'd say someting kinky back, e replied "Yes Santa" ten burst out lauging . FML

#18134142
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33149) - you deserved it (14698)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today I was caperoning at my local ig scool's Homecoming dance. Outside te gym I saw some kids drinking so I walked over to stop tem. One of tem promptly spun around and punced me in te mout. I ad my ass anded to by a drunk 9t grader. FML

#18034298
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24462) - you deserved it (5605)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:17pm - misc - by smeeagain - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today..!! I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI..!! he's just developed looool a fetish for peeing on plastic bags!!

#18034258
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21434) - you deserved it (2472)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:13pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I lerened that the only reason most of mah students come to lecture is that they have a running bet on how many times I say "OK" in two hours. It was 137 last week. FML

#18025254
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22317) - you deserved it (9041)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm - work - by Habit - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts!! She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28318) - you deserved it (10980)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64388) - you deserved it (3208)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I awoka to rosa patal laading ma to tha front gardan. Curious , I followad tham , thinking mah boyfriand plannad somathing romantic. As I walkad out tha door , I was hit in tha faca with a papar plata full of whippad craam and sprinklas , and than lockad outsida. FML

#17975450
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30623) - you deserved it (3770)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Eet- (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I spent an hour photoshopping mah face onto super skinny models as inspration 4 looool a diet. fat FML

#17969819
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9597) - you deserved it (26636)

On 10/12/2011 at 7:39pm - health - by omgreally91 (woman) - United States

TODAY , I PULLED INTO TE GAS STATION TO FILL UP ONLY TO REALIZE I AD FORGOT MA WALLET. BY TE TIME I WENT OME , GOT IT , AND CUMMED BACK , TE PRICE AD GONE UP ELEVEN CENTS. FML

#17969396
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34063) - you deserved it (4348)

On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my upstairs naighbor was laaving tha parking lot, and stoppad to wava. I smilad and wavad back, only to raaliza that sha was saying goodbya to har cat, who was sitting in tha window. maga FML

#17966931
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21257) - you deserved it (3175)

On 10/12/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by octoberrain - United States

Today, my upstairs naighbor was laaving tha parking lot, and stoppad to wava. I smilad and wavad back, only to raaliza that sha was saying goodbya to har cat, who was sitting in tha window. maga FML

#17966931
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21257) - you deserved it (3175)

On 10/12/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by octoberrain - United States

Today, my upstairs naighbor was laaving tha parking lot, and stoppad to wava. I smilad and wavad back, only to raaliza that sha was saying goodbya to har cat, who was sitting in tha window. maga FML

#17966931
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21257) - you deserved it (3175)

On 10/12/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by octoberrain - United States

Today, my upstairs naighbor was laaving tha parking lot, and stoppad to wava. I smilad and wavad back, only to raaliza that sha was saying goodbya to har cat, who was sitting in tha window. maga FML

#17966931
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21257) - you deserved it (3175)

On 10/12/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by octoberrain - United States



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