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ollie179

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3793
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ollie179 : The pig is called George.
And my name is Ollie.

But you're here for George aren't you...

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ollie179's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my bathroom to find my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML

#18506828
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44199) - you deserved it (3295)

On 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by neednewdeoderant - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML

#18142584
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33354) - you deserved it (2654)

On 11/02/2011 at 9:45pm - love - by lebowski101 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

#18134142
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33399) - you deserved it (15288)

On 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm - intimacy - by HOe HOe HOe (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML

#18034298
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26157) - you deserved it (5876)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:17pm - misc - by smeeagain - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML

#18034258
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23200) - you deserved it (2637)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:13pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that the only reason most of my students come to lecture is that they have a running bet on how many times I say "OK" in two hours. It was 137 last week. FML

#18025254
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22399) - you deserved it (9052)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm - work - by Habit - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts. She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28399) - you deserved it (10998)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64544) - you deserved it (3216)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML

#17975450
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30713) - you deserved it (3780)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Eet- (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML

#17969819
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10074) - you deserved it (27711)

On 10/12/2011 at 7:39pm - health - by omgreally91 (woman) - United States

Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML

#17969396
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34164) - you deserved it (4349)

On 10/12/2011 at 6:47pm - money - by WhoopteeDooDoo (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

#17966931
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22786) - you deserved it (3334)

On 10/12/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by octoberrain - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

#17966931
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22786) - you deserved it (3334)

On 10/12/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by octoberrain - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

#17966931
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22786) - you deserved it (3334)

On 10/12/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by octoberrain - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

#17966931
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22786) - you deserved it (3334)

On 10/12/2011 at 11:41am - animals - by octoberrain - United States



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