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Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51393) - you deserved it (4660)

On 10/17/2013 at 6:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML


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