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Today, my 6-year-old daughter touched a tray I'd just pulled out of the oven. I quickly swatted her hand away, but then noticed she wasn't hurt or burned at all. I then gingerly touched the tray and got scalded. My daughter giggled maniacally as I screamed. To be honest, I'm now terrified of her. FML


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On 09/26/2015 at 12:10am - kids - by :| (woman) - New Zealand (Nelson)

Today, I got headbutted for saying that Nutella is overrated. FML


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On 04/11/2015 at 8:34am - health - by jamisbetter - United Kingdom

Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML


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On 12/25/2014 at 11:36am - kids - by BowTiesAr3Cool - United States (Texas)

Today, a bird got into the walls of my house through a hole. I located where it was by following the chirping and scratching sounds, and drilled a hole to get it out. I pulled out the drill, only to find the drill bit bloody. Suddenly, no more chirps. FML


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On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom discovered a new way to get over her breakup: yodelling. FML


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On 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by shylahrc - United States

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML


Today, my girlfriend was spending the day at my place. Later on, I walked in while she was making lunch. She had a jar of mayo in her hand, and I joked, "I have some mayo, but it doesn't come from a jar." She had a bluetooth headset on, and was in a call with her father. 5ML


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On 01/23/2014 at 7:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML


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On 12/27/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by anon - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my new neighbors moved in. They have a chihuahua that constantly barks all throughout the day. It makes a great addition to my other neighbors that have a rooster that goes off at sunrise every morning. FML

Today, my wicked mother has been with us for a week. She's already thrown away my daughter's favorite toy, broke my computer, scratched my oak table, stained my most expensive shirt, peed in our bed, and called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying for three months. FML

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML


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On 12/04/2013 at 3:27am - money - by Broke - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my dad paid for my sister's friend's airplane ticket so she could attend my sister's wedding. I would have been there myself, but I couldn't afford the airplane ticket. FML


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On 12/02/2013 at 8:28am - money - by Akestarr - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML


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On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML


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On 11/22/2013 at 9:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML

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