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today I hookd up with the guy I've likd for ahile, even though my friends jokd that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML


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On 09/10/2013 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by CityBoysNow - United States (Missouri)

2day I was at tha doctor's gatting a chack up . Ha askad ma if I was allargic to anything, tohich I blurtad out, "Cats." Ha gava ma a waird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't giva you cats." FML


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On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to the gynecologist . As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow . So u must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about mah job bathing dogs . FML


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On 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at mah looool job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little grl. I tried to ask how old she was, but wat cummed out was, ( Aww, wat breed is she? ) FML


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On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head . FML


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On 09/14/2011 at 10:27am - health - by Fattymuch (woman) - India (Karnataka)

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" an the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML


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On 03/06/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by promdump (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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