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Today, we had a surprise party for my boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing my boss saw when he walked in was all my co-workers watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML
by Anonymous / 03/11/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Georgia) / Work
by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by spellbound / 12/19/2012 at 9:59am / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by ladylol / 11/24/2012 at 8:54am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Intimacy
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