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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 156
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, we had a surprise party for my boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing my boss saw when he walked in was all my co-workers watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML

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79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33749) - you deserved it (15431)

On 03/11/2014 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

#20417691
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58683) - you deserved it (10306)

On 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Saradee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, someone painted the "Dark Mark" on the side of my car. It won't come off and my kids refuse to get in because it means "a wizard died in there." FML

#20407286
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35896) - you deserved it (3889)

On 12/19/2012 at 9:59am - kids - by spellbound - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML

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250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36909) - you deserved it (11659)

On 11/24/2012 at 8:54am - intimacy - by ladylol (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)



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