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ohjoy15
  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1016
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ohjoy15 : KAMILLAH:
-Pronounced like Camila, but it's Arabic spelling.
-Born Kenyan.
-Natural skeptic.
-I run track and field
-I'm a lifeguard

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Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

#17078585
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28854) - you deserved it (8576)

On 07/12/2011 at 9:26am - misc - by turtle - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

#16977432
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27356) - you deserved it (5563)

On 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by brittbrat4 - United States

Today, I asked a coworker if she would cover for me on Easter because I want to spend it with my 3 year old daughter. She said no because she wants to spend Easter with her kids, too. She doesn't have kids. FML

#15899669
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27433) - you deserved it (5118)

On 04/23/2011 at 4:54pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

#14244389
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31994) - you deserved it (3805)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML

#13986029
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9178) - you deserved it (19857)

On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States

Today, as I put my 4 year old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML

#13450247
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20182) - you deserved it (8044)

On 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

#13088642
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8807) - you deserved it (29310)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48146) - you deserved it (7499)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML

#10578694
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29185) - you deserved it (3190)

On 05/16/2010 at 10:24pm - love - by jolene11 - United States

Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML

#8248979
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21441) - you deserved it (5714)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by freakingow (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

#7165792
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34137) - you deserved it (12367)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at work, when this guy came in and paid for his ice cream, then handed me a dollar. I've never gotten a tip before, so I looked at him and said, "Thank you so much, I appreciate it." He stared at me with a weird look for a moment, and then said, "Can I just get that in quarters?" FML

#6313806
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23550) - you deserved it (4621)

On 11/15/2009 at 3:04pm - money - by notip (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in a work meeting because our clientele is unhappy with our service. I was in there because I don't correct our customers when they get my name wrong. My name is Blane, but "Blair", "Blake", "Lane", and "Glenn" got rave reviews. No one picked up on this. I hate my job. FML

#5840446
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19669) - you deserved it (3180)

On 10/15/2009 at 8:33am - work - by Blanerd (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at my work at a designer clothing store, we received a list of photos from the police of known shoplifters. My coworkers were looking at the list saying "Eugh, look at that one: you'd shoplift with a face like that". I walked over and saw that they were looking at a photo of my boyfriend. FML



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