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Today, the guy I made cookies for, spent hours getting ready for, and drove 3 hours in traffic to see never actually wanted me to come. When I knocked on his door, he opened it, but immediately closed it in my face. He then texted me saying, "I met someone else." FML

Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML


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On 06/07/2015 at 11:35pm - love - by firstdategoals - United States

Today, I had my first driving lesson. I learned how to be stopped by a cop, who told me what a horrible driver I was. FML


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On 06/07/2015 at 2:23pm - misc - by unhappy (man) - United States (California)

Today, after handing over the cash to buy my sister's car off her, she refused to sign any of the paperwork, and later put an ad on Craigslist selling the same car. I got scammed by my own sister. FML

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML


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On 06/04/2015 at 1:17am - animals - by avatarnicole9 (woman) - Canada

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML


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On 06/03/2015 at 6:15am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML


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On 06/02/2015 at 9:34pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML


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On 06/02/2015 at 10:59am - love - by skid (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML


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On 05/31/2015 at 4:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had the most excitement I have felt in the last two months when I went to a drugstore and they had my favourite bandaids. FML


Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML


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On 04/10/2015 at 7:03pm - misc - by pukeytimes - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was talking with my mother. As we went to say goodbye, she said "I love you". Out of habit of saying I love you to my girlfriend, I said, "Love you too babe". FML

Today, I explained to my sister that the reason she isn't getting job offers is probably because her résumé is in Comic Sans and contains TXT language and a lot of typos. She thanked me for my help by calling me a "clueless horse-fucker" and telling me to shut my mouth. FML


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On 04/03/2015 at 2:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out where my stolen car was. It was all the way in Maine. I live in Ohio and I got a $300 fine for illegal parking. FML


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On 04/02/2015 at 2:47pm - money - by Bunsostriker (man) - United States (Michigan)

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