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by Anonymous / 08/29/2015 at 4:50am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
Today, my girlfriend of five years broke up with me, saying I've changed and she can't be with someone who's so emotional all the time. Well I'm so sorry that after two weeks, I'm not quite over my brother's death yet. FML
by Anonymous / 08/18/2015 at 12:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my brother told me to, "Stop bitching and get over it" after I complained of pain from my stomach after invasive surgery. This from the guy who spends multiple hours a day playing Halo and whining about the stupid ways he got killed. FML
by Anonymous / 07/21/2015 at 9:35pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, after hours of waiting in line, I finally met my favorite band. After posing for a picture, I looked at my phone to find that instead of taking a picture with me and the band, my friend took selfies. FML
by simply_meeeee / 07/20/2015 at 11:10am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Andrew / 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by brichard22 / 07/12/2015 at 10:25am / United States (California) / Kids
by fat and broke / 06/28/2015 at 3:17am / United States (Washington) / Transportation
Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML
by Waste Someone Else's Time / 06/28/2015 at 1:06am / United States / Love
Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML
by It's CSI Miami / 06/24/2015 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Love
Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML
by ICanExplain / 06/22/2015 at 4:46pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
by LukesSkyWalker / 06/22/2015 at 4:35pm / United States / Health
Today, I went to a job interview, and my father in law's house. As soon as I got home I went to the bathroom and noticed my bloody pantyliner had fallen out at one of these places. I don't know which one is worse. FML
by organizse / 06/20/2015 at 10:03am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML
by Anonymous / 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
by waiting till marriage, she said / 06/10/2015 at 11:28am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/09/2015 at 4:52pm / Ireland / Intimacy
- Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate.… Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty…