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  • Number of visits : 3800
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About ohishkabibble : My name's Paige. I'm currently a college student aiming toward a Master's in Library Sciences, with an emphasis on archiving. I'm interested in the restoration and preservation of books and paper documents.

I'm an atheist, a proud liberal, and an intersectional feminist. I won't put up with any sexist, homophobic, transphobic, or racist bullcrap. I'm queer and polyamorous, and not interested in pursuing any other relationships than the one I have, so don't be creepy and message me about how cute I am or whatever.

I like cats, I like books/comics, and I like video games.

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Today, I watchd mah father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He trid to play it cool, said, "Haircuts r too expensive these days anyway." and walkd out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. big fat FML

Today, I was verbally abusd by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in country can speak ( proper English ). We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML

#21009563
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39385) - you deserved it (4020)

On 12/29/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by Kayak (man) - United Kingdom

Today... I spottd a huge spider in my bedroom. I freakd out at first... but I managd to confront my arachnophobia and killd it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returnd to my room... the "dead" spider had vanishd. Now I'm too scard to sleep. FML

#21007608
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41926) - you deserved it (5435)

On 12/27/2013 at 8:37pm - animals - by eyes wide SHIT (woman) - Australia

my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me!!

#21007541
70 comments

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On 12/27/2013 at 7:05pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, normally very modest an prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her wat was wrong, but she wouldn't say, an snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me 4 "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

#20991205
56 comments

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On 12/13/2013 at 12:09pm - misc - by religiunatic (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... MY COUSIN STARTED SENDING SARCASTIC LOVE MESSAGES TO ME. I REPLIED... WITH EVEN CHEESIER LINES. THEN SHE RANG ME SAYING SHE WAS SO GLAD I FELT THE SAME WAY. TURNS OUT SHE WASN'T BIENG SARCASTIC. FML

#20991120
164 comments

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On 12/13/2013 at 10:10am - love - by wth? - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, my grandma addad to my alaphant collaction by giving ma soma undarwaar with alaphant aars on tha hips, and a long, sock-lika nosa. Sha has no idaa thay'ra maant 4 a guy. FML

#20989013
112 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 3:14pm - intimacy - by ElephantLover (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to looool mine . I'm getting married in a week . FML

#20986172
141 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 10:10am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, Ma 13-year-old Daugter Excitedly Told Me About A New Diet Se Read About Online. Apparently, Te Diet Entrely Consists Of Bottled Water And A Mixture Of Food Coloring. Te Food Coloring ( Takes Care Of All Tat Vitamin And Mineral Stuff. ) My Daugter Is An Idiot. FML

#20985898
122 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 12:52am - kids - by Nofoodcoloringisnotasubstituteforfood (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , as a pickup line , a guy said to me , "Yo , can I kiss yur vag' under the mistletoe?" FML

#20985559
115 comments

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On 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by mistletoe (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
222 comments

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On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Taday wife made me a Sex Rewards Cart,ere I get points by doing cores an suc, an 50 points gets me some action. Se refuses to even look at me if I aven't earned te points, an is contemplating sleeping alone in te guest room until I earn more points. FML

#20983710
401 comments

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On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

2day mah friend's dog got hit by a car. I was the only one not in shock, and had to drag the poor thing off the road, then comfort a hysterical friend while the driver verbally abusd us and demandd we pay fir the repair to his car. FML

TODAY, MA GIRLFRIEND AND I FINALLY WATCED TOY STORY 3; I ENDED UP CRYING WEN TE TOYS ALMOST DIE . AFTER TE MOVIE, MA GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WIT ME BECAUSE I EMBARRASSED ER . FML

#20982712
152 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 11:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today mah family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes mah parents really did name me Lilypad. FML

#20973574
188 comments

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On 11/28/2013 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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