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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2736
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ohcoolstorybro : Really bored. Message me and we can talk about anything. I will listen and I give some good advice

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TODAY, MY EX DROPPED BY TO PICK UP A PIECE OF ART E'D LEFT WEN I TREW IM OUT A MONT AGO. WILE ERE, E VISITED TE RESTROOM. TONIGT, MY SAMPOO SMELLED LYK URINE. AND E CALLED AT 11PM TO SAY E'D ''RUBBED ONE OUT'' ON MY NEW BOYFRIEND'S TOOTBRUS. FML

#20090730
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19846) - you deserved it (7376)

On 09/27/2012 at 7:37am - misc - by red (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today , I was on tha toilat , whan tha girl I raally lika dacidad to call. I'd laft mah callphona in mah room and mah dad answarad. All ha said was , "Ha's taking a shit. This might taka a whila." and hung up. FML

#20089771
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24295) - you deserved it (2109)

On 09/26/2012 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion fir hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

#20089229
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19167) - you deserved it (2394)

On 09/26/2012 at 5:06am - love - by Popscene (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I Fell Asleep At Work And Woke Up With Penis Sharpied On Face. I'm A Kindergarten Teacher. FML

#20087243
160 comments

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On 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by Fingkids - United States

Today, Mah Girlfriend Learnd That Calling Someone A "stupid Bitch" Under Yur Breath While Staring Right At Them From Six Feet Away Works Very Differently In Mah House Than At Hers. She Also Learnd Mah Sister Has One Hell Of A Punch. FML

#20084737
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29355) - you deserved it (11449)

On 09/23/2012 at 7:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after months of believing mah house is haunted, and years of being scared of the dark, I finally had to admit to myself that the only way I can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is if mah cat follows me and sits outside the door. I'm 23. FML

#20084083
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19044) - you deserved it (7071)

On 09/22/2012 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home to find mah eight-year-old son had basically set looool fre to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV calld "fre bending." FML

#20083631
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22424) - you deserved it (9114)

On 09/22/2012 at 2:11pm - kids - by SadDad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today,hile dog sitting mah neighbor's Great Dane , I decidd to order pizza. As soon as I receivd it , the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I movd , he ran full force an knockd me into the door , causing me to fall an drop the pizza,hich he promptly devourd in front of me. big fat FML

#20083358
127 comments

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On 09/22/2012 at 10:12am - animals - by Grauncho - United States (Illinois)

Today, Boyfriend Picked Me Up From School. It Was An Unusually Sweet Gesture From Him, An I Was Flattered. That Is, Until He Told Me To Sit Ass In The Back, So His Dog Could Ride In Front With Him. FML

#20082214
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22340) - you deserved it (4306)

On 09/21/2012 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59695) - you deserved it (3067)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today , a stranger calld me , saying I look ot in te bra I was wearing. Wen I ung up , tinking it was a joke , I opend te back door , an saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

#20079219
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30243) - you deserved it (1968)

On 09/19/2012 at 1:02pm - misc - by jitiizer (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

I collectd mah students' notes in class to check them. One grl,ho is always drawing werd anime crap in her sketchbook, turnd in just one piece of paper that read, ( FUCK YOUR CLASS. ) mega FML

#20076781
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18617) - you deserved it (20290)

On 09/17/2012 at 8:21pm - work - by Mrs. Teacher (woman) - United States (Georgia)

I got stoppd by te fuzz. Te officer told me e "could care less" about my excuses. He was probably about to let me go witout a ticket, but my inner Grammar Nazi kickd in an I explaind wy e meant to say "couldn't care less." I got te ticket. FML

#20075636
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7444) - you deserved it (40495)

On 09/17/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by GN (man) - United States (New York)

yesterday boyfriend introduced me to his parents!! My boyfriend is Japanese, an I wanted to introduce myself in Japanese so I'd asked him!! Little did I know he'd taught me how to say, ( Hello, I love your son's cock!! ) I almost got kicked out of thier house!! mega FML

#20075207
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28731) - you deserved it (3797)

On 09/16/2012 at 8:50pm - love - by painfetish8021 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up feeling ecstatic, because last night, my crush had told my best friend he likes me a lot. I sent him a text message telling him the feeling is mutual. A littlehile after sending it, it hit me that his confession had only been part of a dream. FML

#20073337
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29738) - you deserved it (6560)

On 09/15/2012 at 6:16pm - love - by hannah (woman) - New Zealand (Marlborough)



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