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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex. I was a virgin and he wasn't. About 30 seconds in he collapsed on me. I thought he was joking around and I started laughing. He wasn't joking. He was done. FML
by firsttimer69 / 03/20/2009 at 2:11am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by EPICfml. / 03/02/2009 at 2:01pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came to work, to find my creepy boss sitting in my office. I work the night shift, so very unusual to find him there. I asked how he was, and he replied, "I told my wife about us; she kicked me out." I've been working there a month. Also, I'm married and pregnant. So, excuse me, "US?" FML
by oh_mylanta / 03/02/2009 at 4:10am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
by razzmataz / 01/28/2009 at 8:38am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend that I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlock our flat to see that the place was a mess. She had thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
by NJ / 01/24/2009 at 5:41am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Noname / 01/19/2009 at 5:26am / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by wtf / 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the slightest disturbance will wake me up. As a result, this morning when I looked in the mirror I noticed a bunch of stuff written all over my body, like "You see, you didn't wake up!", "Nor now!". FML
Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML
by loser doctor / 01/02/2009 at 6:14am / Philippines (Quezon City) / Love
- Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…