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oh_your_god
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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1173
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About oh_your_god : I'm a nerd, so what? Playing video games IS cool. I love food. Oh yeah, I really don't care what you think.... And I mean that. Best of luck to all who actually have the nads to follow their dreams. You're badasses, and you know who you are.

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oh_your_god's favorite FMLs

Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML

#21116013
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36679) - you deserved it (12171)

On 04/18/2014 at 1:37am - misc - by Fatass - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

#21064527
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48515) - you deserved it (17905)

On 02/18/2014 at 2:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands, U.S.

Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

#20919140
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38025) - you deserved it (12778)

On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

#18781319
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24600) - you deserved it (2173)

On 01/12/2012 at 12:00am - kids - by tiredoffamilydinners (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

#18609988
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31632) - you deserved it (4870)

On 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

#18572874
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24820) - you deserved it (16148)

On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)

Today, I left to go home for Christmas holidays. I got 3 hours away and realised I forgot the presents. Along with the engagement ring I was going to give to my girlfriend. FML

#18572612
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25727) - you deserved it (12206)

On 12/21/2011 at 6:36pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for a familiar reason; I apparently have night terrors that make me "Impossible to sleep in the same room with." I don't ever remember these dreams. Every other girlfriend I've had has ended up breaking things off with me for the same reason. FML

#18471857
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35401) - you deserved it (4113)

On 12/09/2011 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

#18456700
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28465) - you deserved it (6022)

On 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm - health - by skrewedguy (man) - United States

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

#18350847
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7555) - you deserved it (58641)

On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after working for over ten years at a dead-end factory line, I told my friends I was going to take some business courses and land myself a real job. All they've done since is laugh, mock me, and say that if Clinton couldn't fix the economy, I have no chance. FML

#18350562
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22563) - you deserved it (2765)

On 11/25/2011 at 8:37pm - work - by workworkwork - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
493 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48354) - you deserved it (4536)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my husband threw up in the shower after drinking almost a whole bottle of wine. The shower won't drain now. Happy Thanksgiving. FML

Today, things were getting heated with my girlfriend, so I tried taking her shirt off. Slapping my hands away, she said, "I was only dating you to get my self-confidence up, I'm good now." FML

#18333662
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42461) - you deserved it (3950)

On 11/24/2011 at 1:52am - intimacy - by Badab1ng - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

#18329759
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33925) - you deserved it (5905)

On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -



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