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ohSNAPyall
  • Town/Country : Memphis, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1984 (30 years)
  • Number of visits : 2813
  • Number of comments : 1927
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ohSNAPyall : I love puns. The "word" "punny" does not count as one.

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Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, my son told his 8-year-old sister that since she swallowed an apple seed, that a tree is going to grow in her stomach and kill her. She's inconsolable and won't believe that she'll be fine, because "they say that to all the dying people on TV". FML

#20817414
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40196) - you deserved it (3367)

On 08/02/2013 at 5:54pm - kids - by ulisha5 (woman) - Bulgaria (Burgas)

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

#20817380
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45435) - you deserved it (4335)

On 08/02/2013 at 5:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

#20816873
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44920) - you deserved it (2596)

On 08/02/2013 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

#19673015
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15998) - you deserved it (3168)

On 05/24/2012 at 2:26pm - work - by thwack - United States

Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

#8623165
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19977) - you deserved it (2888)

On 02/24/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by Jill - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 2 year old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

#8608911
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7315) - you deserved it (56905)

On 02/24/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by janesays (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML

#2711154
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27152) - you deserved it (36176)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:54am - misc - by KBO (woman) - Australia



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